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I totally think jackie and shauna practiced kissing with each other

I can't decide whether it's funnier to think Travis was just taking a shot in the dark and hit the target with the sleepover make outs or if Jackie's genuinely whispering in his ear like "yeah. I mean I knew she was gay because we used to kiss like... all the time. Like, with tongue and everything. Can't believe she went for Melissa, though. Nat's right there. Oh, shit. Sorry Travis."

Feel like a lot of people somehow missed the fact Melissa, Gen and Akilah were all collectively trying to isolate and kill Shauna, Tai and Lottie, its just none of them managed to actually go through with it. Van interrupts before Gen can even try, Akilah picks up a rock but can't make herself strike Lottie with it, Melissa gets the furthest but looking in Shauna's eyes as she struggles to breathe she just cant quite finish the job. Effectively the three of them and Mari orcestrated the hunt because they thought the chaos of it would be the best way to isolate and kill the people they see as causing the violence and stopping them from going home. The irony being that this means they instigated the violence this time, and, to be clear, this is all without even knowing about Nat, Van, and Misty's plan with the satellite phone. So they can try to say this was all Shauna and Lottie's doing but it wasn't, not when the others deliberately used what they knew of Shauna and Lottie's tendencies to try and benefit themselves, and isnt that what they've done all along really? Used Shauna and Lottie to assuage their own guilt and complicity in the violence.

Just wanna point out how if anyone else tried to even attempt what Melissa did to Shauna, Shauna would’ve literally skinned them chin to anus without a second thought. Like Melissa rocked Shauna’s shit with that tree branch, continued to overpower her, and then tried to choke her to death. You can’t tell me that shauna doesn’t have some feeling for her cause she really just let all that slide. We’re talking about bisexual satan, oshauna bin laden, shaudam Hussein, wilderness jigsaw, ect ect

I need ALL the JV girls to lose it. Since the mf PILOT Mari has been the one actively imcluding/protecting the JV girls. Mari befriends Akilah before the crash even happens, and in the first two seasons is constantly by her side. She's the one we always see talking to the JV girls. She was the link between both groups at the beginning. She was always there in the background talking to one, or comforting one when times got rough. I require Akilah losing it and the other JVs jumping at this chance. I need them all angry because that was their older sister. I need them to hurt Shauna like she hurt them by taking away the original link to the seniors and the person who loved them the most out there.

i want akilah to be so Furious i want her to beat shauna with her own hands. what do you mean jackie got to be treated as a human in death and shauna got to grieve and then mari is immediately turned to an object a sacrifice a Thing. what do you mean jackie kept her coat and mari’s hair was cut off.

Fuck you yellowjackets I love Mel but Van is 10x more deserving to live.

YELLOWJACKETS 3x09 SPOILERS

“how could melissa do that to van!!??!” idk probably because van was totally chill about shauna breaking into her house and van tied her up and then saved everyone in the house and came back in just to stand over melissa with a knife and talk about how she wanted to kill her but couldn’t. like idk if i was melissa id probably do the same thing. what was she gonna do? sit there and wait for van to get a grip and kill her? stay in the house and wait for shauna to kill her? leave van alive and try to run away, probably resulting in van killing her as she fled? van is my favorite character and i’m devastated that she’s dead but… what did you expect melissa to do in that situation? lay down and die?

the sillies

Not to victim blame but maybe if Melissa kissed Shauna she wouldn’t have gotten a bite taken out of her you know how to disarm her use it

I’m locking this in for proof before ep8 comes out

Hilary swank WILL PLAY ADULT MELLISSA!!

guilt? or righteousness?

betrayal? or regret?

“Had Shauna been in a different head space or a different place in her life, this could have been a really beautiful, honest and true relationship.” -Sophie Nélisse in Teen Vogue Article

honestly if anything I’m MORE convinced Melissa is Hilary swank

"do you think mel has to wear jackie's clothes when they make out" what a wild comment. and yes i do.

you KNOW the rest of the team is regretting not saving jackie when they could bc now the tasmanian devil and her little muppet hat gf are wreaking havoc everywhere they go 😭

Love that Van also had a ShaunaHat “these bitches gay” moment this week

It was so other Tai who sacrificed her for van cause there was time between their meeting and her death

so are we thinking it was tai or shauna? maybe melissa but i kinda doubt it idk

i need to know how long the melissa things been planned because i just rewatched the last part of season 2 and she was always next to shauna. like just there but never interacting and plenty of us noticed at the time. that is Literally why the crackship started as far as i remember (tho it wasnt popular. like it was a joke in the moment that just disappeared again) because they literally never spoke bar one comment (which was melissa making a dig at shauna btw) but they were always near each other and oh wouldn't it be funny if !! and like now im like... holy shit maybe that wasnt a coincidence maybe that was an actual character choice.

i swear we're all just so used to not getting explicitly queer storylines and everything just being Implied that we thought we were reading into something too much. melissa has been drawn to shauna for a long time and we made it all a joke because how could it be anything more than that. they wouldn't make (arguably) the main character explicitly queer ?? And in doing so basically make her being in love with her best friend canon ?? but they did. they rly did that.

@justinezbrain

If I had a nickel for every time a teen girl wilderness survival show had a homoerotically charged scene where one girl said “I’ll fucking kill you” while another was pinned to a rock/tree, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot. BUT HOW IN THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN TWICE

(These pics are not mine)

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 10 THOUGHTS (FINALE) (SPOILERS) (WHAT THE FUCK)

guys i'm scared

HANNAH GOING FULL YJ WITH THE CROSSBOW HOLY

nat crashing out at misty ofc

oh jesus thats kodi

lottie ml

THE DREAM SEQUENCES OMG

wait LOTTIE AND LOTTIE oh honey i need to hug her

the staircase dream❗❗

oh my god tai honey

TEARS IN MY EYES

NOT THE FLASHBACKS I AM CRYING

OH SHE ATE THAT

HIYA CALLIEEEE

oh why is misty there

OH WHAT

FYM 'BEFORE YOU KILLED HER'

OH MY GOD IT WAS CALLIE? i take back the walter theory guys im so sorry

It

petition for cllie to go shauna-level insane next season

OH SHIT SHE PUSHED HER

o hey jeff

HE KNOWS

i don't even know how to feel about this

oh akilah honey no NOT THE ANIMALS

wait shauna's hair is so prettyyyyyy

YOWZA it's hunt time ladies

i fear for all the brunette characters rn

evil lesbians omg

OH THEY LEFT

honestly go them

eerie lottie my fave genre

CARD TIME

'i trust whatever It wills' ooooooh scary

MARI NO MARI NO WHAT NK MAURI WHT ATGEVDUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN MARI

lottie's smile as she counts oh im sick

'MY FAVORITE THOUGHTS ARE JACKIE'S'??? OH I'M SICKKKKK

shauna at mistys house oop

'the shock of you taking responsibility for your actions just might give me a stroke' oh and she ate with that

'YOU WERE BUSY EATING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS ARM'

RUN MARI PLEASE RUN

NO MARI

THATS THE DRESS

IT CAN'T BE HER

the box!

hannah knows ab the phone oh

i don't believe her if i'm being real. i don't think she wants to get out of there

lottie ml

O SHE DID IT MY POOR BABY AKILAH

akilah don't try it, lottie is jesus now

RUN MARI RUN

fuck shauna found the footprints

'mari's my friend' AHAHGHEJJDHDJAKWKWJWHDFJ

MARI RUN

o shit go melissa

LOTTIE FOUND HER

lottie can so see the future

NO

taking a break

had to go cry at my dad i'm back now (this is devastating mari was my second favorite and now i will never recover)

GO MELISSA

why couldn't you have killed her

SHE TWITCHED

crying again seeing her in the pit is horrendous

now who is tai talking to

oh it's misty

really thought they were gonna reveal another survivor at this stage of the show i am delusional

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU

oh van sweetie

the close up of her face was not needed that is too personal to me

the switches between s1 and s3 are insane

whatever happens to shauna is deserved and i can't lie about that

THE NOTE WAS UNDER THE FRIDGE THE WHOLE TIME

the robes of the antler queen

IT'S MARI'S HAIR I AM SO SICK

oh 2021 shauna will go crazy next season

THEY SWITCHED CLOTHES WHERE IS NAT

MISTY'S SMIRK

oh yes nat, run free queen

OH MY GOD IT HAS SIGNAL

'I CAN HEAR YOU'

FULL CIRCLE IS CORRECT HOLOY SHIT

well this has been... fun. lots of thoughts. see you all next season!

HEAVY YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS BELOW

oh big van and baby van my heart :(

THE SINGLE TEAR

OH I FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING HI SHAUNA

oh yuck

NOT THE FLOWERBED

oh we back in the wilderness hey shauna

'little girl' oh why do i hate this man

YOU TELL HIM SHAUNA

'we survived' YEAH BARELY, BABE

taivan fight i can't do this 😭

tell 'em misty

OH MY GOD MELISSA MISTY TAIVAN MEETUP

OH MY GOD X MARKS THE SPOT

what is travis doing

OH MY GOD THATS THE PIT

travis is pit girl confirmed

i hope shauna gets to kill kodiak

thank god they're being reasonable here

well, reasonable-ish

OH THE FREEZER WAS MISTY

yk what, go off misty, you tell them queen

I AM GOING TO KISS LOTTIE

oh he's going to try and kill her i don't like him anymore. i mean, i understand his thinking, but that is my little cult leader, sooooo...

CALLIE AND JEFF MY LOVLIES

that is a helicopter

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER

misty and her fuckass watch im crying i love her

where is van off to

OH IS THIS AB THE PHONE

i was correct

oh yeah melissa didn't know ab adam😬

melissa havin a chat with the mother-in-law

shauna jealoussssss

oh they are fightinggg

OUCH

OH

oh she missed

JAVI MENTION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

WAS SHE STANDING ON THE TRAP

lottie is jesus walking on water ahh

FATHER DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES I LOVE JEFF AND CALLIE

a very sexy lady go jeff

i need to give him a hug😭

shauna missing melissa

hashtag don't trust kodiak

OH SHAUNA KNEW is it because of the hair? she got some kinda wierd connection now, huh

O SHE STABBED HIM hannah is a yellowjacket now

misty digging deeper go queen

I JUST HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WALTER I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

yes distract him go queen

WHAT DO YOU SEE MISTY

DID WALTER KILL HER AS SOME KINDA FUCKED UP WAY TO GET TO MISTY I BET HE DID

TAI NO

ooh dream sequence

ITS THE PHONE FROM THE TITLE SEQUENCE

tai and other tai fight omg

she just gonna cut the rope (i hope)

oh nat😭😭 NO I NEED TO HUG HER

snow

THE TRANSPONDER

NAT'S GONNA FIND OUT I BET YOU ANYTHING

SHIT

i knew she was just gonna cut the ropes

but you're not gonna kill her

and they hug and i cry

WOAH

HUH

NO NO NO MELISSA YOU FUCKASS HOE

NO TAI I CANT

what the FUCK

not the fucking plane

sobbing so hard i actually threw up

did not enjoy that

ill see you all next week

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 THOUGHTS (spoilers and it's a long one)

my only notes for the intro: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

diva misty

that is other tai istg

oh she found her glasses thank goodness

i'm probably wrong, but i feel like i can't trust kodiak idk

realest question from van

i'm advocating for tai to become the leader tbh

HI JEFF AND CALLIE MY LOVELIES

go off jeff you tell them

OH MY GOD THERE WAS A FUNERAL AN A SUICIDE NOTE? this is a crazy level of dedication and i respect it, melissa of hat fame

oh shauna looks disappointedddddd

'none of that matters to me' oooh ok

oooh they found the boys

unfortunately (or fortunately idk), i'm inclined to agree with lottie here

shauna is going crazy she's so silly

OH I GET IT tai's looking for sacrifices on the ward

alright by supergrass as they bury a man is wild i love this show so much

they cannot wait to be free they are so cute

IT'S THE NO EYED MAN I SAW HIM

melissa's tiny smile

her hand be shaking af

'and she still loves you?' 'whos lying now?' DAMNNNNN MELISSA

i love jeff

oh you tell him, callie

literally just wanna boop callie's nose that is all i ask for

THEY GOT OASIS UP IN HERE

this is the father/daughter solidarity we love to see

oh akilah's smile i am SICK

we love a good hallucination

oh we're back at the plane

oh you tell the wilderness, baby

OH WUHWOH THAT IS OTHER TAI

they're all so happy i am SICK

oh lottie sweetheart

shauna too

AND TAI HOLY SHIT

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE TEEN TIMELINE FOR THIS EP ISN'T IT

oh callie's smile i'm dead i love her so so so much

go off melissa debunking all of shauna's things

OH SHIT

OH SHE'S INSANE

great episode guys, see you next week

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON THREE EPISODE SEVEN THOUGHTS (spoilers below)

oooh the hikers pov thats fun

they really love these frogs thats cute

i bet the phone will break

THE SYMBOL

somehow, van, i don't think you're going home

awww look at shauna's grin she's so cute

yk what, you tell them lottie

NO MELISSA OF HAT FAME

oh lottie lowkey a freak🤭🤭

ooooh the full tape

HUH???

o shit that's an obituary

hashtag feeling bad for jeff

cutie ass van with that cute ass little knife

oh yeah i forgot that misty didn't know about the tape

oh lawd they running

oh dear she broke away from him he will die

OH MY GOD IS IT HANNAH'S HAIR ON THE ANTLER QUEEN COSTUME??? idk why, but her hair looks a lot like the stuff on the costume

oh so it's her kid

'gentle and reasonable conversation' be so fr right now babe

yay adult timeline yellowjackets solidarity!!

NO I DIDN'T WANT COMFIRMATION THAT MELISSA OF HAT FAME ISN'T THE SURVIVOR i wanted her jeff and shauna to stand in a room together

go off tai

gotta agree with tai on this one, 'luck' isn't really a thing that happens to the yellowjackets

'i'm gonna call my mom' and then what if i cried myself to sleep

oh baby akhilah

and so they leave her with no weapon? misty, it's ok, i love you

shaunanat

'i know where there's first aid supplies' AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO CONVINCE SHAUNA I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT

WALTER THEY CAN NEVER MAKE ME LIKE YOU I CANNOT LIE

wait what did he just say about shauna

OH SHIT VAN

oh he fell! bye bye hunter man

nvm ig

throwing up tears this is so sad if van dies so will i

oh shauna left them thats harsh

both her wives in hospitals after serious accidents does not bode well for tai

oh i love a good hallucination scene

oh other tai hi baby!

oh seeing melissa in pain is actually making me heavily sad

oh lottie my little blood dirt freak

oh callie and jeff are figuring things OUT

shauna my little scrunkle are you about to commit more crimes

OH SHIT SHE'S GOT A KNIFE

AMAZING EPISODE 9/10

finally done with my bedtime routine and y'all know what that means. GAYASS CANNIBAL TIME!!! (thoughts will be out once i'm done watching)

have not gotten around to watching the new episode yet, but rest assured that once my evening routine is done, i will be sitting my ass right down on my comfy little bed and the lesbians will have all my attention

just finished watching the new ep, and from the bottom of my heart i can confidently say: what the fuck.

I LOVE THE GAYS girls supporting their girlfriends being evil <3

love to see the gays backing each other up

so after ep three we can all agree jackie's hair is definitely way darker this season?

the girlkissers girlkissed and i screamed in sheer excitement