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Feel like a lot of people somehow missed the fact Melissa, Gen and Akilah were all collectively trying to isolate and kill Shauna, Tai and Lottie, its just none of them managed to actually go through with it. Van interrupts before Gen can even try, Akilah picks up a rock but can't make herself strike Lottie with it, Melissa gets the furthest but looking in Shauna's eyes as she struggles to breathe she just cant quite finish the job. Effectively the three of them and Mari orcestrated the hunt because they thought the chaos of it would be the best way to isolate and kill the people they see as causing the violence and stopping them from going home. The irony being that this means they instigated the violence this time, and, to be clear, this is all without even knowing about Nat, Van, and Misty's plan with the satellite phone. So they can try to say this was all Shauna and Lottie's doing but it wasn't, not when the others deliberately used what they knew of Shauna and Lottie's tendencies to try and benefit themselves, and isnt that what they've done all along really? Used Shauna and Lottie to assuage their own guilt and complicity in the violence.
yellowjackets 3x10 spoilers ahead.
i actually think there were two separate teams conspiring in the finale. i don’t think mari, akilah, gen, and melissa were working with van, nat, and misty. not because they didn’t want to, but because neither group knew what the other was up to.
mari, akilah, gen, and melissa seemed like they wanted the hunt to happen so they could use it as a cover to kill shauna and lottie. they’re the only two really keeping them stuck out there. mari told shauna, “you deserve everything that’s coming for you,” and then melissa straight-up tackled her and almost killed her like it was planed. akilah literally went after lottie with a brick. the hunt was an opportunity to get rid of the people standing between them and rescue. meanwhile, van, nat, and misty were working on their own plan, one that just happened to benefit from the chaos of the hunt. they didn’t want the hunt either, but it gave nat cover to escape and call for help.
honestly, if either group had known what the other was doing, the hunt probably wouldn’t have been necessary at all. they could’ve just teamed up and jumped shauna and lottie directly.
I need ALL the JV girls to lose it. Since the mf PILOT Mari has been the one actively imcluding/protecting the JV girls. Mari befriends Akilah before the crash even happens, and in the first two seasons is constantly by her side. She's the one we always see talking to the JV girls. She was the link between both groups at the beginning. She was always there in the background talking to one, or comforting one when times got rough. I require Akilah losing it and the other JVs jumping at this chance. I need them all angry because that was their older sister. I need them to hurt Shauna like she hurt them by taking away the original link to the seniors and the person who loved them the most out there.
i want akilah to be so Furious i want her to beat shauna with her own hands. what do you mean jackie got to be treated as a human in death and shauna got to grieve and then mari is immediately turned to an object a sacrifice a Thing. what do you mean jackie kept her coat and mari’s hair was cut off.
Reasons why all the yellowjackets are gay
Shauna: became the butcher because she’s more butch than all the other butches
Jackie: was gonna climb that girl like a tree in seattle
Nat: sees someone with soulful deep brown eyes and keels over, does not matter the gender
Lottie: soulful deep brown eyed lesbian jesus
Laura Lee: homoerotically baptized lesbian jesus
Misty: became an alcoholic to honor her dead situationship
Van: calls sex bow chicka wow wow
Tai: eats dirt like she wants to eat pussy
Travis: had the sophie thatcher right in front of him and couldn’t get it up
Mari: mindlessly follows whatever woman is in charge atm like she’ll die without a dominant woman around at all times
Ben: doesn’t want to touch mari. Like okay then, outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
Akilah: gay asf to have been a girl scout. What are you scouting, other girls?
Melissa: has worn the same molding loser lesbian snapback so frequently it went from bright pink to mental illness gray
Gen: it was totally possible for travis to have taught her how to hunt but she just had to have the banging bisexual bottle blonde
guys i'm scared
HANNAH GOING FULL YJ WITH THE CROSSBOW HOLY
nat crashing out at misty ofc
oh jesus thats kodi
lottie ml
THE DREAM SEQUENCES OMG
wait LOTTIE AND LOTTIE oh honey i need to hug her
the staircase dream❗❗
oh my god tai honey
TEARS IN MY EYES
NOT THE FLASHBACKS I AM CRYING
OH SHE ATE THAT
HIYA CALLIEEEE
oh why is misty there
OH WHAT
FYM 'BEFORE YOU KILLED HER'
OH MY GOD IT WAS CALLIE? i take back the walter theory guys im so sorry
It
petition for cllie to go shauna-level insane next season
OH SHIT SHE PUSHED HER
o hey jeff
HE KNOWS
i don't even know how to feel about this
oh akilah honey no NOT THE ANIMALS
wait shauna's hair is so prettyyyyyy
YOWZA it's hunt time ladies
i fear for all the brunette characters rn
evil lesbians omg
OH THEY LEFT
honestly go them
eerie lottie my fave genre
CARD TIME
'i trust whatever It wills' ooooooh scary
MARI NO MARI NO WHAT NK MAURI WHT ATGEVDUCK
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN MARI
lottie's smile as she counts oh im sick
'MY FAVORITE THOUGHTS ARE JACKIE'S'??? OH I'M SICKKKKK
shauna at mistys house oop
'the shock of you taking responsibility for your actions just might give me a stroke' oh and she ate with that
'YOU WERE BUSY EATING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS ARM'
RUN MARI PLEASE RUN
NO MARI
THATS THE DRESS
IT CAN'T BE HER
the box!
hannah knows ab the phone oh
i don't believe her if i'm being real. i don't think she wants to get out of there
lottie ml
O SHE DID IT MY POOR BABY AKILAH
akilah don't try it, lottie is jesus now
RUN MARI RUN
fuck shauna found the footprints
'mari's my friend' AHAHGHEJJDHDJAKWKWJWHDFJ
MARI RUN
o shit go melissa
LOTTIE FOUND HER
lottie can so see the future
NO
taking a break
had to go cry at my dad i'm back now (this is devastating mari was my second favorite and now i will never recover)
GO MELISSA
why couldn't you have killed her
SHE TWITCHED
crying again seeing her in the pit is horrendous
now who is tai talking to
oh it's misty
really thought they were gonna reveal another survivor at this stage of the show i am delusional
GET OUT OF HERE WALTER I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU
oh van sweetie
the close up of her face was not needed that is too personal to me
the switches between s1 and s3 are insane
whatever happens to shauna is deserved and i can't lie about that
THE NOTE WAS UNDER THE FRIDGE THE WHOLE TIME
the robes of the antler queen
IT'S MARI'S HAIR I AM SO SICK
oh 2021 shauna will go crazy next season
THEY SWITCHED CLOTHES WHERE IS NAT
MISTY'S SMIRK
oh yes nat, run free queen
OH MY GOD IT HAS SIGNAL
'I CAN HEAR YOU'
FULL CIRCLE IS CORRECT HOLOY SHIT