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I can't stop myself from making "[character] plays Minecraft" joke aus whenever I get into a fandom. It's like a curse

so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.

anyway,

(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)

GOD DAMN

“Good Luck, Babe!”

I redid the parkour boys designs! I’m really proud of them.

I’m especially proud of Evbo’s. I think the yellows and greens really complimented each other. I had the idea for swirls in his coat pattern and couldn’t resist, though I did have to remove one on his back to avoid his design looking cluttered.

I also made him look very small both via proportions and by making him visibly skinny. I think he’s a little smaller than the average parkour pro. If you saw my earlier post, you’d know that I think he gains a fair bit of weight after the first movie.

EMF on the other hand was meant to be big. Imposing and solid. His base was originally a much darker gray but I kept it like this. So you could draw him as a ghost tabby if you want. I like how his pelt has a drippy oozy look to it as well as the smoke tail.

Btw I am moving all non Undertale content to @axelsapothecary ! Currently I am talking about Mouthwashing, so beware spoilers, but you can bring up anything about WCPKCiv if you want!

…Should the AU be called ParkourClan?

I keep thinking of Evbo between the first movie and the second getting a bit pudgy...

He's not being starved anymore and being starved made his metabolism all fucky. One day he wakes up and sees he has a chubby tummy and runs to EMF crying.

EMF thinks Evbo feels gross/bad for getting fat until Evbo explains that he never expected to gain any weight above what was needed to keep functioning and he's just so happy he doesn't need to worry about survival

softer... safer...

to be loved is to be changed

I drew the minecraft parkour boys... but as cats!

I'm not quite satisfied with their designs though, so expect some more concrete designs in the future

Also the only reason Evbo is taller than EMF is because he's god so he got a size boost and star patterns on his fur, his champion form was smaller than EMF and he's rubbing the height difference in his face

Im getting into parkour civilisation and it’s PEAK

Also memes are funny

found this one image and it reminded me of evbo

OMGEEE EVBO AND PARKOUR VILLIAN

get a load of these guys!!!! also I highkey made a shity lil tween in after effects of this drawing .o.

im trying to get better at tweening and after effects but my heart rests in photoshop!!!!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59988592

a fic i wrote a while back :) here you guys go

ok and ai could never do this so

ok and ai could never do this so

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

I fear i have never written contrapuntal poetry before so idk

the many feelings of god's second favorite

You guys really liked the last one so here's more.

set in the same AU, i guess?? Do yall want there to be a storyline here? Idkkkk

Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3

i see you in the sun

"i see you in the sun" a parkour civilization poem

The final chapter has been released. Thank you all for being here <3

CHAPTER 3 OUT NOW

omg??? chapter 2 was just posted???

NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC

Genuinely super into Parkour Civilization I might be writing a fic about it stay tuned for that

Droidwatt my beloved <3

Anyway I love the redbo + simbo and workerwatt + droidwatt blogs so I drew droid in my history book

the ass looking thing to the right of our Queen is a sort of dress, as I tried to doodle droidwatts ballgown dress that he's making, but I cannot draw dresses without being influenced by that one flower which I used to see on the way to school and think "damn that flower would make a cool ass dress" but I cannot design clothing sooooooo

Also the parkour at the bottom translates to "one of them queers!"

(The feet are inspired by deepixer on tumblr, idk their tag/full username but they draw evbo with them slutty hips and a bunch of champwatt /pos)

Lookie lookie I haveth broughteth some emf fanart :>

As usual, I drew this in history

I have done fanart of @amberqueen01's parkour civ fic "neath the Grove is a heart", of chapter 5, in the part where evbo first see rain

Rehrehe I love drawing duckbo

Biblically accurate evbo (he's just a lego minifig)

Take this drawing of gay ass being high AF

Yo I decided to add patterns to the zest fest's golden arm thingies during history class

Duck evbo my beloved

Lol I drew this in math

Also here is what the notes say cause I have bad handwriting

"Eldridge horror evbo face lol"

"Oversized hoodie" (headcannon time!; he got his hoodie from another noob [who was probably his first friend before he learned to not form connections] on the noob layer who died, and would fit a lot better if he wasn't malnourished lol)

"Pacific black duck" (An Australian duck that has a part on its wing that can be purple or green with a black outline on it and I saw this and evbo and I went YES)

I love drawing wings

Also I give credit to @amberqueen01 cause they put the idea of duck evbo into my brain

BROO LOOK WHAT I MADE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

HES A LITTLE ZESTY

Mmmm boot design