Evbo’s Master Friend - Blog Posts

so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.

anyway,

(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)

Uh oh! Looks like someone put a barrier block in our parkour battle!

MAVBO MY BELOVED❤️

woo

hoo!

soo i watched parkour civilization...

I drew the minecraft parkour boys... but as cats!

I'm not quite satisfied with their designs though, so expect some more concrete designs in the future

Also the only reason Evbo is taller than EMF is because he's god so he got a size boost and star patterns on his fur, his champion form was smaller than EMF and he's rubbing the height difference in his face

I finished my parkour civilization spread!

I already posted the little comic but I figured I should post the whole page (ignore the thumb cameo)

Here’s the higher quality close ups

I had a vision and i had to doodle it

they have invaded my brain and refuse to leave

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

I fear i have never written contrapuntal poetry before so idk

Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3

The final chapter has been released. Thank you all for being here <3

CHAPTER 3 OUT NOW

NEW PARKOUR CIVILIZATION FIC

So i caved and started writing a parkour civilization fic