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I’ve heard similar things too! Also something about eating an “elongated muskrat”. All I know is that muskrats taste good, and rich people also taste good, so it should taste twice as good!

Mrrr!

(Someone told me that we should eat rich people because they taste good!)

I… Am queer, yes. But do not understand the cousin part. I do not have any family, either I was lab made or taken from Klyntar my original parents/home before I could meet them. Either way, I doubt I am your cousin.

I also haven’t drank coffee before (being a creature that doesn’t need normal food), should I? It seems like something humans normal people do, maybe it would help me fit in better…

Rumor has it...

Parasite is the gay cousin

(They also may have almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once)

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Probably foxglove or spider irises, though blue lilies would also be acceptable.

However since I’m not part spider I’m probably (hopefully) not going to die anytime soon, though- if you are part spider, then lifespan is probably more along 47 years, so I take back that statement.

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HI, WHEN YOU DIE IN APPROXIMATELY 7 YEARS WHAT FLOWERS WOULD YOU LIKE FOR YOUR GRAVE?

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It pains me to see some of my fellow symbiotes side with the Friends of Humanity. They’ve already made the fact that they’re hostile to symbiotes and skrulls well known.

The second either the public sees past the Friends of Humanities crap or the second they achieve their goals of killing the mutants, they will find a new scapegoat. And like it or not, the scapegoat is gonna be the skrull, the symbiotes, or both. They won’t just stop with the mutants.

The so called “friends” of humanity are not your friends. They will turn on us, you, I can’t believe some symbiotes still support them after everything.

SAVE THE MUTANTS!!!!

BAGELSPOTMANDUDE SHOULD GET A SYMBIOTE I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE (if I was, theoretically a symbiote, of course which I am totally not)