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I can't believe Joe literally wiped his memory and created a whole imaginary rivalry just to hide that he liked Rhys... internal homophobia is crazy
nothing funnier than joe spending the first 10 minutes of 4x06 trying to figure out how to get rhys alone so he can bring him back to his apartment and kill him only to walk into his apartment and find that rhys has already broken in
the man continues to be such a loser lmao
post-4x07 edit: LMAOOOO HE’S EVEN MORE OF A LOSER THAN WE REALIZED
Fun Fact: if you wanted to have sex with Joe Goldberg for at least thirty minutes, he’d have to cum 37.5 times. Rounded up, that’s 38. He would have to cum 38 times to complete thirty minutes.
Cutie patootie 🫶🏻
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goldrose is like if fight club and hannigram had a kid
I need a man to obsess over me in the same way Joe Goldberg obsesses
it’s always “joe goldberg” OR “dexter morgan” but never “joe goldberg” AND “dexter morgan” why y’all gotta fight??? can’t we have BOAF???
gotta love how the final scene of you rather pointedly asked whether there's a broader societal problem that creates men like joe goldberg and allows them to abuse with impunity, and then you go into the you netflix tag on this webbed site and it's just wall to wall joe x reader fanfic and gifs of him being recontextualised as sexy