Catch the latest, cherish the timeless
I’m sorry, but remember when I was in my tags talking abt Bellweather and their amazing fics? I said something along the lines of “plz update your circus fic I need more universal swing Kyle” (I’m talking abt their fic “If Bodies Could Fly” go read it it’s really good). Well, guess what happened yesterday, ie the first day with ao3 back from war? IT WAS UPDATED!!!!! That was probs my favorite thing to ever happen to me. So whoever sees/cares abt this pls go read their fic. It’s really worth it :)
ITS FUCKING BACK!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! NO MORE FANZINES FOR ME!!!!!
It’s been days, weeks, months, years, and I still miss you, ao3. Plz baby come back to me. No but I legit had a nightmare that ao3 was shut down permanently and I woke up in tears. I’m feeling serious withdrawal symptoms. We need, like, a tumblr support group for those going through life without ao3 rn. Thank you to the volunteers who are still trying to fix ao3. I’ll marry every one of you. Thank you to the people on Downdetector who have been keeping me company. I’ll be looking forward to the ao3/y/n/downdetector fics that are sure to be created. We can all make it through this, and I’m so happy that we can do it together.
FUCKING GOD DAMMIT!!!!
ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS FUCKING BACK!!!
I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the
I’m sorry, but when the FUCK was i gonna be informed that I can’t reach ao3 because of fucking anti-lgbtq+ pussy ass TERRORISTS!! Like, what the actual FUCK?!?!?!?! Why do you care sooo much about sending my ass back into the dark ages of dumb intolerance that your taking away my only source of fucking joy in this world. If you take away my gay fanfiction, I will fucking kill you. Do not kid yourself and please just give it backkkjjjkkrgsidbfhdifbdd
Ao3 being down on the FIRST DAY I have an account has to be some sort of fucked-up pipe dream. Please tell me I’m fucking joking. Complaints aside, proud of the Ao3 volunteers for not giving up on the site yet. I, along with an ass ton of other people, are rooting for you to kick whatever the fuck that is interrupting my abusive style/comfort k2 fic in its flat, tiny, puny little ass!