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Postal 2 - Blog Posts
Me when I have to go to hell to fight my bitch wife to get my dog back
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Ohh paradise lost my beloved, details below
i demand more of them. i say, as i stand in an empty coloseum, looking down at my two muses.
Image Description: Postal Dude 2 holding hands and leaning against Sniper from Team Fortress 2. (End of ID).
also srry 4 the low quality. Microsoft paint is a microsoft pain. heh. erh... yeah.
Zane and arson!! (AKA p.dude 1 and p.dude 2) :3
This drawing it's basically based of my headcanons!! Zane used to be in a very oppressive cult and was named the red devil or Cain (because he accidentally killed his brother), he has schizophrenia and Arson he's a trans guy/non binary/whatever they're chaotic and have memory issues because of a head injury and hears voices from time to time, they do sex work and basically they try to get money to transition! :3c
(like this is just based on silly headcanons and internal jokes with friends!!)
Finally coloured!! who would bichito be tonight? that's the question jeje
Bichito!? as the postal dude!? WOWIE!!
Bichito be like I regret nothing :3c
Bichito!? as the postal dude!? WOWIE!!
Bichito be like I regret nothing :3c
I have the worst taste in men. thank god I'm bisexual... oh wait
TW: blood, girls!!!!
They killed an homophobic and started making out hehehehehehhehhh love them <3
Dropping Crack Baby's lore (both P1 and P2's)
TW(? : mentions of cannibalism, religional psychosis(?
* I'll explain the lore by points. And so to clarify, P1 and P2 Baby's are different people, like the Dudes. ALSOOOOO... These are just concepts, dunno if I'll keep their lores like this or change 'em.
P1 Baby's lore:
She grew as an orphan, but managed to go to college somehow.
She moved to Paradise so she could study medicine and psychology.
When the whole "incident" happened, she got interested on the case and decided to investigate it by herself.
Did I mention she is a christian? Well, that's an important fact for later.
As she continued investigating, she developed a crush(? On Dude.
Police tried to stop her but she accidentally killed a couple of them. Since then she started hearing voices and having hallucinations.
Oh, btw she's also a cannibal now.
The hallucinations got worse, and her prayers didn't work either. One of the voices told her to free Dude, cause he's "a caged angel who needs freedom"
Her lore doesn't have an ending lol, sorry about it.
P2 Baby's lore:
She's also an orphan. She got kicked out of the orphanage a little after turning 18.
Not much later, she met Lawliet and they became roomates (they started dating not much after meeting)
One day, they both were drug-dealing, but the police saw them. They tried running away but Lawliet got caught. Luckily, Baby stole a car and a trailer and drove away to Paradise (she took off the licenses so the cops couldn't track her)
Once in Paradise, she met Precious at the store, and got a job as stripper (where she met Azrael)
One day, Dude was collecting signs when suddenly met Baby. She was so shocked of how cool the guy looked, that decided to follow him around and stalk him, basically.
She started developing an obsession towards Dude, to the point she decided she wanted him to adopt her.
Another day, she asked him to sign some papers, which he refused at the beginning. But after insisting a million times, he finally accepted and signed the adoption papers (without knowing what he was signing, such a dumbass)
Dude got mad at her, but didn't killed her because Baby convinced him to let her be by giving him free weed
Her lore doesn't have an end either, idk if I'll change it or not lol
I apologize for my cringiness, but at least I'm free ig
This has definitely been done before but idc
I still have to drop the lore of my undertale au, postal oc's, and peobably cookie run oc's too... I dunno if i really should because i'm kinda busy and lazy and uhhh watermelon
A dude and some crazy ass fangirl (Postal 2 version)
(P1 vers. Here!!!)
Not really "oc x canon", in P2 their relationship is waaaay different from P1, I should explain it these days aughhh
(EDIT: i love drawing p2 dude with a ponytail heehee i think he looks cool with it :3 meow meow)
Idk what it says but he looks funny
на что я время трачу 🧠🍊✨️
Hi hi I drop another one
They love annoying Lawliet the most tbh
Erm, hii! ^w^
*drops postal oc's and runs away cutely*
(Pls ask me about their lore's I wanna talk about them-)
Some drawings i'll never finish (they've been there for weeks, even a couple of months)
Baby has two hands, so... Yeah.
HELL YEAH HE IS ‼️‼️‼️
postal dude, from postal 2 specifically
Postal Dude (Postal 2/the Postal series) is an Anime Girl!
First encounter 🗣️💥
I'VE SPENT 3 HOURS TRYING TO DRAW THIS SHITHEAD DECENTLY 😭😭😭 *explodes*
Oc sketch(? Dump from this month
(The first one has lore I SWEAR UWJSIDJRJFISN plus my first time drawng the dude ehueehueeh idk how to draw men)
(Late) Christmas art of my Postal fellas (i literally did this to piss someone off in tiktok lmaoooo)
Anyway, yes they are dating and they love each other alot heheheheurjejrujfkdjrjgkg
Erm, hii! ^w^
*drops postal oc's and runs away cutely*
(Pls ask me about their lore's I wanna talk about them-)
Have I ever mentioned I've been working on a Postal timeline?-
I would like to share lore tidbits about my FanDudes and maybe also headcanons about the canon Dudes, so please feel free to ask!