Owen Teague - Blog Posts

Looking up Owen Teague x reader and seeing fics about a sociopath or a monkey…I’m not judging, it’s just so funny to me that I did it, like, what did I fucking except???💀 It’s also so hilarious that his most prominent roles are those two options! This whole situation is just so funny to me!!!

Why the hell is Harold Lauder my newest obsession. I haven’t even seen The Stand, I just know Owen Teague. I did some research (wikifandom) and that’s all it took for me to love him. Chat help.

He’s so awkward I love him.

I want to tear his skin with my teeth. (Affectionately💕)

Yall holy shit Patrick Hockstetter would be the perfect Snow White

Before:

After:

Okay just a thought

Owen Teague would full on make a good Jason Dean from Heathers.

Ya know for the musical? If they made it into a movie? What do you think?

Idk if it’s just me I mean c'mon?

I need Owen Teague so bad yall

It’s not even funny anymore

FUCKKKKKK

This made me giggle.

Hot, disturbing, and disgusting take, but I would fuck Zombie Patrick Hockstetter.

Smash.

Hot, disturbing, and disgusting take, but I would fuck Zombie Patrick Hockstetter.

Smash.

Me because I’m not mentally well:

Me jumping to any content that includes a celebrity I’m obsessed with in an unhealthy amount:

Angourie Rice and Owen Teague as Rhiannon and A (Alexander) from the Every Day movie poster. Drawn with Prismacolor pencil and white gel pen, July 2018

Henpat X Reader Idea’s For You! (Henry Bowers X Patrick Hockstetter)

HENRY BOWERS X PATRICK HOCKSTETTER X READER

Henpat X Ashnikko!Reader

Henpat X Vampire!Reader (inspired by Abigail from Abigail 2024)

Henpat X Werewolf!Reader

Henpat X Yandere!Reader

Henpat X Raven!Reader (inspired by Rachel Roth from titans)

Henpat X Enchantress!Reader

Henpat X Siren!Reader

Henpat X Daki!Reader

Henpat X Harley Quinn!Reader

Henpat X Mermaid!Reader

Henpat X Zombie!Reader

Henpat X Cruella!Reader (2021 cruella version inspired)

Henpat X Sapphire Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but dark blue not red)

Henpat X Mute!Reader

Henpat X Blind!Reader (inspired by Toph beifong from avatar: the last airbender)

Henpat X Demon!Reader

Henpat X Succbus!Reader

Henpat X Rose Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but pink not red)

Henpat X Hydrokinesis!Reader (inspired by Aang from the last Airbender)

Henpat X Pyrokinesis!Reader (you can control and manipulate dark blue fire)

Henpat X Telekinesis!Reader

Henpat X Chorokinesis!Reader

Henpat X Maleficent!Reader

Henpat X Scarlet Witch!Reader

Henpat X Amethyst Witch!Reader (Scarlet witch powers but purple not red)

Henpat X Emarald Witch!Reader (scarlet witch powers but green not red)

Henpat X Ghostface!Reader

Henpat X Solipsism!Reader

Henpat X Scarley Witch!Reader

Henpat X Ghostrider!Reader (instead of normal fire it’s maroon pink fire instead)

Henpat X Captain Marvel!Reader

Henpat X Ahmanet!Reader

Henpat X Escape Lab!Reader (you Act just like el did in season 1 but you know privacy tho, broken English, Scarlet witch powers but golden not Red, you have a hospital gown on, your tattoo number is 000, etc)

Henpat X Famous!Singer!Reader

Henpat X Nezuko!Reader

Henpat X Mute!Reader (your 100% Mute)

Henpat X Celebrity!Reader

Henpat X Actress!Reader

Henpat X Catwomen!Reader (inspired by the Hallie berry version)

Henpat X Na’vi!Reader

Henpat X Jinx!Resder (Jinx from arcane)

Henpat X Rapper!Reader (inspired by doja cat)

Henpat X Nezuko!Reader

Henpat X Cryokinessis!Reader

Henpat X Jennifer Check!Reader

Henpat X Maleficent!Reader

Henpat X Scarlet Witch!Reader

(A/N: *yawns*….ok well umm hope you like this if wanna see more go see my other posts go ahead there important by the way…and inspiring…*yawns again*…. Your welcome…*falls asleep*)