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...villains who don't sit correctly? Evil executives who sit criss-cross applesauce in their oversized chairs, waiting for a protagonist to walk into their office so they can dramatically spin around? Monarchs who put thousands to death as they sit on the armrests of their skeletal thrones? Mad scientists who perform inhumane experiments, build bombs and sit on the headrests of cheap plastic chairs without a care in the world? Why? Because people who don't care about about manners or other people aren't going to let anyone else tell them what they can and cannot do.