Catch the latest, cherish the timeless
playing "frantic fanfic" with a friend.. uh.. idk man
......... me .........
Mizuki crawled out of the ocean, gasping for air. She loved oxygen, couldn't remember the last time she'd appreciated something so simple to this degree. Mizuki coughed, spitting sand out of her mouth, tasting salt and blood. Her throat hurt. She collapsed, exhausted. L had decided to visit the beach with his husband, Light. He was practicing the art of "touching grass", much to the chagrin of the assembly of Discord mods that always relied on his fearsome judgement. Looking out on the bay, L fully took in the wondrous view. So this is what the world was truly like, when you took away the collection of pixels keeping it obscured. Rolling up his pants and slipping off his shoes, L stretched his toes into the warm sand. An unpleasant sensation akin to small claws and teeth ripped its way up L's leg. I... don't like sand.
......... him .........
"ts pmo" L muttered. Attempting to ignore the discomfort of the sand, he began to walk down towards the water. Perhaps he could find he noticed an odd, human-sized heap at the edge of the water. Being a
......... me again .........
n alpha male like himself, he immediately spotted the maiden in distress. He ran to her side, and brushed the sand out of her face. She wasn't moving.
The next day L and Light held a funeral for the girl, despite not knowing her name or even anything about her. They buried her in their backyard, and never thought about her again.
Then they passionately kissed on stream. Yippee
TITLE: Isobel J's sad tale of singledom
#IsobelJohnstonGetsNoBitchesBecauseSheIs
ScaredOfWomenTeeHee
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How dare you you shit.
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
you
DT will never love you back
Nor will any of ur crushes
UwU
#pollywantstofuckaduck
#pollyfindsduckattractive
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Izzy T was actually my crush and she likes me back so fuck you
Get a room
Get a bitch, bitch
Fuck off
Never uwu
I hate you
You know you love me :)
I don’t
>:(
Deal with it
Only when you’ve dealt with the fact you have no bitches
Only when you get a room
…
*3 hours later*
Raine sent a link, “so, women…”
Women.
This is the chaos of playing frantic fanfic with my gf and best friend at 9pm at night 😭 @tiredfrogclown