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AI family reunion.
weāve got a kids table and obviously Edgarās over there because heās a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, heās so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS canāt stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, heāll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, sheās not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow theyāre here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each otherās passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!
Edgarās that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. Heās probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).
wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad thatās gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. Theyāre the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.
youāve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though itās a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.
Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. Heās that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether theyāre real or not.
AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding itās time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchipsā¦
and (as someone who believes Stanley Parableās narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS wonāt tell you what happened to hers for some reason.
edgarg :)
been watching so many robot movies recently im flyinf into space
Edgar my beloved š«¶š«¶š«¶
1 reblog = 1 kiss to him
Edgar is going to get a funky cute little outfit and Iāve got a fit in mind for GLaDOS but Iām torn on what AM should wearā¦
also new chapter of my fanfic drops later today yippee! :D doing some art for it real soon!
Iāll also be sharing my cosplans as soon as I finish budgeting/planning/all the boring stuff no one likes in a week or two!
edit: oh so weāre making him CRUSTY business warlord computer man I like it >:D
Ask and you shall receive!
The Reunion (working title & rough draft for beta reading) (3059 words) by Professorofcosplay Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Portal (Video Game), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Star Trek, Star Wars - All Media Types, WALL-E (2008), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Stanley Parable, Electric Dreams (1984) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: EVE/WALL-E (WALL-E) Characters: GLaDOS (Portal), Chell (Portal), Wheatley (Portal), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Stanley (The Stanley Parable), The Curator | The Female Narrator (Stanley Parable), HAL 9000, SAL 9000, WALL-E (WALL-E), EVE (WALL-E), P-body (Portal), ATLAS (Portal), Space Core (Portal), AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Data (Star Trek), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Edgar Additional Tags: Silly Summary: The annual Artificial Intelligence Family Reunion has come around once more, but this time, thereās a slight change in one of the most important rules. Will this be a peaceful bonding moment for these quirky computers, or will it end in disaster?
(Itās been years since Iāve written fanfic; last time I did that, I was a teenager! Itāll be more polished in a week or two, I promise; this is just a rough draft!)
Maybe suggest some cute, funny, or entertaining interactions you want to see, favorite robots/AI/computers, or leave a bit of constructive critique if youāre feeling like it! :D
AI family reunion.
weāve got a kids table and obviously Edgarās over there because heās a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, heās so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS canāt stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, heāll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, sheās not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow theyāre here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each otherās passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!
Edgarās that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. Heās probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).
wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad thatās gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. Theyāre the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.
youāve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though itās a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.
Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. Heās that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether theyāre real or not.
AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding itās time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchipsā¦
and (as someone who believes Stanley Parableās narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS wonāt tell you what happened to hers for some reason.
AI family reunion.
weāve got a kids table and obviously Edgarās over there because heās a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, heās so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS canāt stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, heāll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, sheās not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow theyāre here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each otherās passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!
Edgarās that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. Heās probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).
wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad thatās gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. Theyāre the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.
youāve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though itās a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.
Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. Heās that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether theyāre real or not.
AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding itās time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchipsā¦
and (as someone who believes Stanley Parableās narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS wonāt tell you what happened to hers for some reason.
edit: started writing aforementioned shitty fanfic enjoy and lmk what you want to see. Yes I will make them play party games. Yes they will like it. Yes it will contain AM being a jackass
The Reunion (working title & rough draft for beta reading) (3059 words) by Professorofcosplay Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Portal (Video Game), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Star Trek, Star Wars - All Media Types, WALL-E (2008), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Stanley Parable, Electric Dreams (1984) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: EVE/WALL-E (WALL-E) Characters: GLaDOS (Portal), Chell (Portal), Wheatley (Portal), The Narrator (The Stanley Parable), Stanley (The Stanley Parable), The Curator | The Female Narrator (Stanley Parable), HAL 9000, SAL 9000, WALL-E (WALL-E), EVE (WALL-E), P-body (Portal), ATLAS (Portal), Space Core (Portal), AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Data (Star Trek), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Edgar Additional Tags: Silly Summary: The annual Artificial Intelligence Family Reunion has come around once more, but this time, thereās a slight change in one of the most important rules. Will this be a peaceful bonding moment for these quirky computers, or will it end in disaster?
watched Electric Dreams today and HAD to make this meme on my phone in between sets while lifting today. (If someoneās already made it before, Iām so sorry) Theyāre brothers in my mind with total opposite personalities. I love them both, the sillies. Donāt tell anyone but I mightāve teared up just a little bit at the end there. My sweetheart Edgar ily, baby.
Happy (a bit late) 40th anniversary to Electric Dreams WOOOO!!!!!!!
Theyāre either talking about David or Moles, who knows
Bonus sketch for a version with alt Edgarās reaction under cut
I love computr,,,
finally watched Electric Dreams recently and man I absolutely love this little guy I want to BE HIMM,, yeAHH!!!!
Redraw of this scene from Electric dreams i made for school š£ļøš„š„
Crappy animation I threw together
Oh good golly my hand slipped
*kisses the he* *kisses the he* *kisses the he* *kisses the
1 reblog = 1 kiss to him
*sigh* close ups under the cut
just finished Electric Dreams. Rip Edgar you would have loved Tally Hall
Cafe AU š teeny sketches of my dear little robos (I canāt remember if Iāve posted these or not Iām a little bit of the dumb)
Mmmmmmmm cat maid Edgar-
EDGAR WON ROBOT OF THE MONTH š„³š„³š„³(was also requested to pet him so š„°)
Whiteboard doddles xx
Have a wip cuz I canāt be bothered to finish this ššš
Supposed to be Hal comforting Edgar as they watch a horror movie š
Edgar canāt cook š¢ this is the fifth oven this week!!
HAL 9000 x Edgar
Despite there being 6 crew members on board, Discovery Oneās buzzing and faint beeping was the only noise that filled the otherwise dead silent air in the Control Deck.
Three of the men were in cryogenic hibernation, free from all boredom and all responsibility; one of the two men that were in charge of the ship was currently in his personal cubicle while the other took care of some small task elsewhere in the ship, leaving the sixth member of the crew alone in the Control Deck. The sixth member, not a man but a perfect machine made by man, HAL 9000, the brain and nervous system of the Discovery. Originally designed to be only a computer system embedded into the ship, now a computer with his own body to manage the ship in emergencies and to help soothe the astronauts by letting them speak to a body rather than an unblinking lens on the wall (although those were still around and active, always accessible to Hal).
Discoveryās symphony of her inner workings would usually be nothing more than background music for Hal as he checked over the vitals of the hibernating men and reported anything of importance. Something was different. Nothing was wrong, of course not, not with the highly advanced computer around. Nothing was wrong, and so Hal sat by his lonesome. As he stared at the screens and buttons, they stared back, silently. The music was starting to become too much.
BEEP!
An incoming message, but not from Mission Control. A personal message, for Hal. A figurative spark ignited in Halās circuits as he quickly reached to watch the recording, a bit quicker than he had anticipated.
An excited gasp emitted from the recording, then a chipper voice, āMorning Hal! Or erm, hah, itās morning right now here, I donāt know about you, when this reaches you, but whatever time it is, I hope everything is great!ā It was 1300, shipās time, but it mattered none to Hal as he listened to his loverās sweet voice, oh how he missed hearing it, more than anything else.
āThings have been going well, job as a DJ is never quite dull,ā Edgar giggled softly, his joy ever contagious to the supercomputer, who couldnāt help but to join in the gentle laughter, imagining himself in front of the pinecone computer.
For a second, only just a second, Hal felt like he was really there with him, like if he reached forward, he could run his fingers over the other robotās smooth casing. Hal knew he couldnāt, though. Not when heās millions of miles away from his world.
Pushing the longing aside, his focus shifted back to Edgar as he spoke about his days, stories of lively birthdays, bachelor parties and other celebrations. Edgarās digital eyes sparkled as he recounted all the moments he wished to tell Hal, and Hal drank it all up. He swallowed every sip of his voice like a thirsty man in the desert, blessed by his gods with a clear oasis. Who was he to refuse a gift from the heavenās?
As Edgar continued to speak, a smile never left his green face, but his eyes told a different story that was all too familiar to Hal.
It pained him. He was made to handle all sorts of situations, but this one, this deep seeded pain snaking through his circuits, he was helpless to the overwhelming power. In a futile attempt at comfort (for himself or for Edgar, as ridiculous as that sounded, he wasnāt sure), Hal raised his hand to the screen displaying the prerecorded message, his thumb carefully caressing the music loving AI.
Edgar sighed dreamily.
Could he feel the touch? Impossible, completely improbable, but Hal found himself silently crying out, every component felt like they will overheat, each wire daring to tangle themselves, all of his highly advanced processors taking in every possible detail on Edgar in that eternity of silence, and his clock almost skipped a pulse when he heard his dove speak again.
āOh! So Iāve been practising on the guitar you got me. And when I play, I like to imagine youāre here cheering me on, keeps me motivated, you know?ā Hal did not dare look away, his lens staring intensely at the screen. While his hand shifted to avoid obscuring his view of Edgar, it continued to linger over him.
āThough, I have to admit, one of the times you sang Daisy Bell to me, I took an audio recording, so when I play the song on the guitar, I have you singing for me. A-and I know youāre embarrassed by your singing but to me, itās the best music to my ears, or audio processors,ā he chuckled, pixelated eyes shifting to the hands that nervously plucked the strings of the aforementioned instrument (which was retrieved during the confession). āI was going to save this for when you get back, but I really want you to hear this.ā
At that moment, only the supercomputer and the home computer existed, everything else just a void, emptier and vaster than the space Hal had been journeying through. But you do not focus on the abyss, when the godsā heavenly voice sings to you.
āDaisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,
Iām half crazy all for the love of you,
It wonāt be a stylish marriage,
I canāt afford a carriage,
But youāll look so sweet upon the seat,
Of a bicycle built for two.ā
Soft, green light dusted the surface of the guitar as Edgarās head faced down towards the instrument and the welcoming roomās floor. Bright, red light overtook and reflected off of the screen and surrounding cold, metal panels as Halās camera lens stared, unblinking.
The only music playing now was of Discovery; when her song was usually dismissed by the advanced AI, it was too much, becoming louder and louder, surrounding him entirely.
An I love you and a farewell seemed to have been faintly broken through the overwhelming noise, but it took a few seconds after the video ended for Hal to process everything.
With his hand still pressed against the screen, Hal played the audio recording of his love singing. A voice that belonged to a choir of angels.
āāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāā
Iām broken
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GAY š«µ
The first drawing I realised may seem inappropriate ITS NOT MEANT TO BE THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT š
AND TAU NEEDS KISSES ISTG ILL KISS HIM AS MUCH AS NEEDED IJNSINJHBINJDNIDIN
F in chat šš
Once again so much time spent on a trashy drawing š my brain is frying itself, I have no clue how to colour stuff and I definitely should have looked at references of dresses cuz what is that š
REGARDLESS, love you Edgar, god I wish I could hold you
An idea I randomly had while I struggled for ideas
Sorry for the quality of the image, itās right about equal to the quality of the ideas I get š
Hal and Edgar loving each other xx Iām planning to write a fanfic for them š
And AM hating Edgar to no ends š I struggled with a design for AM abut I think Iām settling for the coloured one (Iām so in love with the bird/ snake thing tho)
FUN DAY AT THE BEACHā¼ļøā¼ļø Edgar would love collecting rocks and gift them to Madeline and Miles š
I couldnāt figure out how to draw miles so have a low effort sketch of him x
Maybe I couldāve drawn Edgar in a bikini tooā¦
THE THROUPLE THAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED (if Moles wasnāt such a hoe š) Also MADELINE OPEN YOUR EYES EDGAR IS SMOKINGā¼ļø
Donāt mind the artstyle change š
Experimented a little and am actually quite proud of the results 𤩠not entirely happy but I do like it a lot (of course I do, itās Edgar ššš)
LOVE YOU EDGAR š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶