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yeah sherlock holmes is great and all, but what if he was an evil doctor that everyone wanted to fuck and also his name is greg?

People see me with my cane and compare me to Viktor when they really should be comparing me to House.

I’m just as insufferable and even more mentally ill

And unlike Viktor, I don’t regret my attempts of ascending into godhood, I actually embrace my grandiose thoughts and ideas with open arms.

And more than that— the homoerotic relationship I have with my rival/partner will NEVER be gentle nor healthy

Are you aware of the 2004 to 2012 iconic medical drama House MD staring Hugh Laurie well I AM... Dr House my beloved...

Well I had a dream about one of his little ducklings, chase, and he was and I quote my dream a sl*t and also a carrot.... Like WTF!!! What does that even meannnn!!!!!!

He was peeling himself with a massive peeler and he also owned a boat you had to use upside down until you got to your destination...

So yeah I dream... What do my dreams mean I wish I knew.

🥨 for baked goods ask game

YAYYY ANOTHER ONE HEYY!!

Answering for my sk8 dr again ♡

"🥨 : PRETZEL . . . create a mood board of your home in your desired reality. your favorite rooms, the exterior, the interior, the vibe, etc."

Another moodboard!!! >:) Here ya go

It's probably somewhat out-of-place in my DR since I do live in Okinawa-

ANyhow, first image (top left) is the general look of our house

The top image to the right of the first image is my room, and the bottom one is like the way to the backyard <3

The middle two images are a window in the living room and the general bathroom respectively !

Bottom two are the living room and the entrance to the kitcheennnn

But iiii had a hard time trying to make it reasonable and not stand out because it wouldn't make sense to have an odd-one-out in the neighborhood... (so sorry this took so long to make vro I promise I didn't mean to take so long--)

(All images found on Pinterest!)

I was searching for rooms on pinterest for my sk8 dr and then I found this

But... I live in Okinawa in my sk8 dr... and it feels so out of place😭🙏 what do I do lmao

drawings from yesterday Lol!

Im on season 8 of house, this shit is scary but hay at least house and Wilson is friendship didn’t die like Wilson wanted

"noo Dr. Chase dont kiss the 12 year old girl thats dying of cancer!!!"

Dr. Chase

Mtf headcanon chase is healing me rn

music: choice by jack stauber

Gay

Damn, I really gotta get the malpractice MD Ds game, but in the meantime this is pretty fun.

My first guess was this was about paw patrol for some reason

Like some drama went down and now he's a bitch for some reason

used to really like chase but now he’s kinda a bitch 🙁

Guys some days ago i started to watch dr House,all the characters look gay and problematic for some reasons but I like them all

House x m!reader

mostly angst , house isnt allowed happiness

You were the case he shouldn’t have taken.

Not because it wasn’t interesting—God no, you were fascinating. A rapid, degenerative decline with no clear cause, organs failing like dominoes, bloodwork that didn’t make sense. A real puzzle.

But you were also charming. Razor-sharp. Witty in a way that felt intentional—like you were sparring with him, not trying to impress. You didn’t flinch at his sarcasm, didn’t soften around the edges like most patients did. You met him eye to eye and made him feel seen, which was worse than being ignored.

And now you were dying.

No diagnosis. No answers. Just a firm deadline hanging over you like a guillotine.

House stood at the foot of your hospital bed, watching the slow, mechanical rise and fall of your chest. The monitors beeped softly—too softly. The air felt wrong without your usual quips, your dry smile, your “what do you want now, more blood?”

You hadn’t woken up all day.

Wilson entered quietly. “You know you can’t fix this one.”

House didn’t look at him. “People said the same about cancer. Then someone invented chemo. Maybe I’ll invent something in the next twenty-four hours.”

Wilson was quiet a moment, watching him. “You’re not angry because you can’t solve the case.”

House’s shoulders stiffened.

“You’re angry because it’s him.”

House finally turned, expression cold. “I’m angry because I’m surrounded by idiots who can’t figure out what’s killing a man in front of them.”

“You can’t figure it out.”

The silence between them stretched. Wilson, as always, wasn’t afraid to twist the knife.

House swallowed thickly and turned back to you. “He was making jokes about death three days ago. Asked me if I’d write his eulogy and call everyone at the funeral idiots.”

“That sounds like him.”

“He said he’d haunt me. Said he’d rattle my cane at night just to piss me off.”

House's voice caught at the end, almost imperceptibly. He cleared his throat like he could swallow the grief.

“You cared about him.”

“I don’t care.” The words came too fast. Too loud. “He’s a patient. A dying patient. Dying patients die. That’s what they do.”

“Greg—”

“He’s going to die, and I’m not going to cry over someone I’ve only known two weeks.”

Wilson looked at him for a long moment, then sighed and left.

House stood alone at your bedside, silence pressing down on him like gravity. His hand hovered above yours but never touched.

“I hate you for being smart,” he said quietly. “I hate you for being funnier than me. I hate you for looking at me like you saw right through all of it.”

Your breathing hitched in your sleep. Just slightly.

House leaned in, the tiniest crack in his voice:

“I hate that it's going to suck when you die.”

The room smells like antiseptic and late afternoon sun. You’re propped up in bed, barely able to sit upright without your lungs burning like you’ve run a marathon. Every breath feels like it takes negotiation. The beeping monitors have become your ambient soundtrack.

Then the door creaks open, and Thirteen walks in with something big cradled in a to-go box, grinning like she’s just broken the rules. Because she has.

You raise an eyebrow. “Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.”

She plops it down on the tray table with ceremony. “Bacon double cheeseburger. Extra onion rings. Triple patty. I threw in a milkshake just to make nurses yell at me later.”

You let out a weak, hoarse laugh. “This is gonna kill my cholesterol.”

She doesn’t laugh back right away. Just smiles. Softly. The kind that doesn’t quite reach her eyes.

You both know what this is. Not recovery. Not hope. It’s a parting gift. Something indulgent and alive, for someone who's already fading. It means: you mattered. It means: we’re saying goodbye, but not with tears just yet.

Your fingers tremble as you reach for a fry, and Thirteen gently helps you bring it to your lips. It tastes like everything you’ve been denied—grease, heat, life.

You chew slowly. “Tell House he still owes me a better eulogy.”

Thirteen nods, her voice thick. “He’ll pretend he doesn’t care.”

You manage a smirk. “He’ll write it anyway.”

And you both sit in the fading sunlight, sharing the best worst meal of your life.

God, this is such a soft, aching scene. The slow procession of goodbye, disguised in humor and shared memories. Here's how that might look:

You're not sure who sends out the signal, but somehow, one by one, they all come.

Foreman is first. Ever the professional, even now. He checks your chart, updates your IV with practiced hands. You pretend not to notice the way he lingers, as if fixing the machines might fix you too. He doesn’t say much—never really did—but his hand rests on your shoulder longer than necessary when he leaves.

Taub sneaks in next, looking like he’s trying not to be caught. He sits at your bedside, cracks a joke about how *you* should’ve been the one cheating death, not him cheating on his wife. It’s dark, but you both laugh. You knew way too much about that man's love life by now. He leaves behind a sudoku book you can’t focus on, but it smells faintly of his cologne and cigarette smoke. Comforting, in a weird way.

Chase comes just after sunset, sunlight haloing his golden hair. He grins as he flops into the chair beside you, casual as ever.

“You’re my favorite dying guy, you know,” he says.

You grin, weakly. “You’re my favorite Aussie. Don’t tell Hugh Jackman.”

He chuckles, and the sound almost breaks you. “You don’t get many people like you. Smart, sharp. Didn’t let House get away with shit.”

“He’s still gonna win.”

“Maybe.” Chase’s smile falters a little. “But you made it hard for him. He liked you.”

You nod, eyes fluttering closed for a moment. “That’s the nicest insult I’ve ever gotten.”

He squeezes your hand before leaving, thumb tracing a slow arc across your knuckles. “Get some rest.”

The room is quiet when Wilson finally steps in.

No dramatic entrance. No clipboard. No comforting lie.

Just Wilson, clutching a coffee he hasn’t touched, standing in the doorway like he’s afraid crossing the threshold will make it real.

You manage a small smile. “Didn’t think you’d come. Thought you hated watching people die.”

“I do,” he says softly, closing the door behind him. “But I hate missing the chance to say goodbye more.”

He walks over, sits down where Chase sat before him. His eyes are tired. Red-rimmed. You don’t mention it.

There’s a long silence.

Then, his voice cracks like something inside him finally gave way. “I really wish it was cancer.”

You don’t flinch. You don’t laugh. You just nod, slow and steady, because you do understand.

Cancer, at least, comes with a playbook. Chemo. Radiation. Clinical trials. Wilson’s entire life has been about fighting it, taming it, coaxing one more month, one more year, out of the cruel beast.

But you—your body’s unraveling in ways no one can name. There’s no script. No treatment. Just time, and not much of it.

“I know,” you whisper. “Me too.”

He puts the coffee down. Takes your hand like it’s glass.

“You’re not alone,” he says, voice thick. “Even if you want to be. You’re not.”

You nod again. It’s all you can do.

And for a long time, neither of you speaks. He just holds your hand, thumb brushing over your pulse, as if willing it to stay.

You’re barely there when he comes.

Not that you weren’t expecting it—House was always late from what you've heard. To consults, to court, to apologies. You weren’t sure he’d show at all.

The door creaks open. A moment passes. Then the telltale thump of his cane on tile. Steady. Slow.

You don’t bother opening your eyes.

“Thought you were done with the case,” you rasp, voice more breath than sound. The words tug at your cracked lips, forming a crooked smile.

There’s a pause. Then—

“I don’t like unfinished puzzles.”

He says it like it’s a joke. Like it’s still just another day, another file. But the pause that follows is heavy.

He walks closer, and when he sits, the leather of the chair creaks under his weight. You hear him breathe out, shaky. Like he’s been holding it the whole way here.

Your breath rattles in your chest. You manage to crack one eye open—just enough to see the gray in his stubble, the pinch in his brow.

“You look like hell,” he mutters.

“Mirror,” you wheeze, “must be broken.”

House huffs a breath that might’ve been a laugh. He leans forward, elbows on his knees. Doesn’t touch you. Doesn’t need to.

“I ran your bloodwork again,” he says, almost absently. “Still nothing. No 'miracle.' No screw-up. You’re… you’re really dying.”

There’s something unspoken at the end of that sentence. And I can’t stop it.

You let your head roll slightly toward him. “You mad at me for it?”

“No,” he says. Too quickly. Then quieter, “Yes.”

He rubs a hand over his mouth, then down the back of his neck. He looks at you like maybe if he stares hard enough, you’ll get better just to spite him.

Then, finally, he says the thing that’s been clogging his throat the whole time:

“I don’t want you to go.”

And God, it’s not romantic. It’s not tender. It’s raw and bitter and laced with all the things House can’t say right. But it’s real.

You cough, and it hurts like hell, but you manage to smile again. “You’ll have to… find a new favorite terminal case.”

“Already told the others,” he says. “You’re irreplaceable. You bastard.”

You close your eyes, and for a moment, the pain slips beneath the surface. House stays. Silent. Watching. Waiting.

And for once, he doesn’t try to fix it.

He just stays.

Your grip is barely there, papery and trembling in his palm, but House doesn't let go.

He never does things like this. Never lingers. Never touches unless it's necessary—or cruel. But here he is. Sitting at your bedside with his calloused fingers wrapped around yours, thumb brushing idly over your knuckles.

You’re more shadow than substance now. Skin yellowed with jaundice, eyes glassy, voice a thin, rasping ghost of what it was. But when you smile, he feels it like a punch to the gut.

“I should get you a hooker,” he says, voice rough, grating. Still House. Still a dick.

You wheeze a laugh that dissolves into a wet, painful cough. “Only… if it’s one of the expensive ones.”

“Oh, naturally,” he says, faux-casual. “None of that street corner crap for you. I’m talking… a high-end escort. Ivy League education. Can quote Tolstoy while choking on your—”

You squeeze his hand. Barely. But it’s there.

“God, I’m gonna miss your mouth.”

House swallows hard. Looks away.

“Don’t,” he says.

You smile again, smaller this time. Sleepier. It’s all slipping now. Moments draining like sand in the glass.

“You were an asshole from the moment I got admitted.”

“Consistent branding,” he murmurs.

“But you held my hand.”

He looks down at where your fingers are intertwined. Doesn’t answer right away. Then, softly:

“Yeah. Don’t tell anyone. Ruins my reputation.”

Your breath hitches, not from emotion but exhaustion. He can hear it. Feels it. The end’s so close now it buzzes in the air like static.

Still, he doesn’t let go.

Doesn’t move.

Just stays. Holding on for as long as he can.

Your chest hurts more now, a pressure that suffocates rather than aches. It’s sharp, like a thousand needles, each breath a ragged gasp you can’t quite catch. The monitors beside you beep in a steady, heartless rhythm, their sound growing louder and more frantic with each passing moment.

House’s face has morphed into something you didn’t think was possible. His usual cocky, sarcastic demeanor has melted into something raw. Something… afraid. His eyes flick to the monitor, then to you, back and forth, as though willing it all to stop, willing time to go backward, for you to just wake up from this.

You can see it in the twitch of his fingers, the flex of his jaw. He wants to save you. He wants to break every rule, every order, and fight for your life as if it’s one more case to solve. But he can’t. Not this time.

You can’t hold back a weak cough, the sound of it pathetic and wet, escaping your lips in a desperate attempt to make it better—but there’s nothing left to save.

“I—” He stops. His breath catches. “I could—”

“House…” Your voice is barely a rasp, a shadow of sound. It’s hard to form the words, hard to make them come together in your failing throat.

He doesn’t finish the sentence. He doesn’t need to.

You know what he wants to say. I could break the rules. I could fight for you. I could save you.

But you signed a DNR. A part of you—the part that really knew it all along—is grateful for that. Grateful that you won’t have to endure any more pain. That you’ll be allowed to go. To leave this behind. Without being hooked to machines or held hostage by the life you’ve outlived.

You squeeze his hand—weakly, pathetically, but you do it. The touch is almost nothing. But it’s everything.

“I’m here,” he says, voice thick with something—grief, regret, tenderness—maybe all of it. His thumb brushes over the back of your hand, something like a prayer.

“I’m sorry,” he mutters. A whisper. Too quiet. But you hear it.

You blink slowly, feeling your body grow heavier, the world dimming at the edges. It’s time. You know it is. But you want him to know, somehow, that you’re okay with this. That it’s okay for him to let you go.

With a final, shaky breath, you exhale the words you’ve never said before, not like this.

“I’m not scared.”

His hand tightens around yours in the final moments. He doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t have to. There’s nothing left to say as the heart monitor flatlines and the machines scream in silence.

But he stays there, holding your hand, because that's the only thing he knows to do when the one person he couldn’t save slips away from him.

I FINISHED THE SHOW. I AM DISTRAUGHT BUT ALSO THAT ENDING WAS SO SWEET.

First attempt at drawing with acrylic markers and drawings Gregory House :]

mouse bites™

since tumblr has suddenly made spn my entire feed i also want to do explicit things to Dr. Gregory House and pretty much everyone on the show i'm very much an adult version of the leighton meester character

Me m-me me when uh when uh Dr. House

watching other medical dramas 2 fill the void but nothing hits like House MD🙏😞

Hugh Laurie as Dr. House is so weird to me because if you watch other things with him in it he is often the fairly dumb but endlessly positive character as opposed to another character who is more cynical but smarter (a very common duo to have in British comedy) and the way his character acts in House is such a direct contrast that it was honestly quite shocking for me

This car ride would be an absolute MESS the entire time. Just total chaos. Someone will die.

(Wash quickly becomes very distressed upon realizing that Dr. House is, in fact, taking ridiculous amounts of Vicodin WHILE DRIVING to deal with Tommy’s hyperactive ADHD rambling.)

It’s been A WHILE since I last posted any art. My mental health has been pretty bad and I’ve just been burnt out. I’ve just haven’t felt great for a long while. We’re slowly getting better though!

My laptop is broken too so I haven’t been able to use my drawing tablet since they were synced. So, I haven’t been able to use my tablet in a long while. ]:

I’ve been drawing on my phone instead. Drawing with my fingers is hard. I miss my digital drawing pen. 😭

The drawings are a bit messy but that’s basically a trait on my art at this point and I forgot to add the grey to Wilson’s eyebrows in the last picture of him, but oh well- Lol.

Soooo, I hope everyone enjoys these little Hilson doodles that I drew on my phone of them. I love the inethical husbands. Lol. I am definitely going to be drawing more of them because they’re my favourite characters to draw.

Again, I hope you all enjoy. I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ll try to upload more!! 💛💛

More Ethical Omens doodles!! They are still my brain rot. You may see some Psych and Shassie, fanart in the future. I've been wanting to doodle them for a hot minute.

(Bro, I messed up on Wilson’s eye so badly. My half asleep ass had no idea what he was doing. I don’t feel like fixing it at the moment so please have mercy on me- Lol.)

(my first Ethical Omens drawing is up to 666 notes everyone. Perfect number.)

Anyways, I hope you enjoy! 💛💛💛

What if....... you made an Ethical Omens MD zine...

Omg, you’re so right! I am in the process of making a website at the moment. So, I am definitely going to be making little zine bundles to keep the art in. Idk why I haven’t thought about this sooner!!

If there’s any other ideas you would like to see with this series please let me know! I am always happy to hear them. This is such a fun idea! Thank you for giving me this idea!

I have been really busy lately so I apologise that no art has come out yet but I’m working on some more! Again, thank you so much for this idea! I will definitely be keeping this idea in mind for in the, hopefully near, future. 💛💛💛

(Maybe I’ll make some spicy prints of them to sell. Who knows? 👀💅🏻✨)

I was going to make this little comic longer, but I am so exhausted. I didn’t want to draw detailed stuff, so I doodled the characters and just imported backgrounds. I know House’s cane is on the wrong side of him, I did do it for an artistic choice just so we can see the gesture of his hand better. I shortened the comic to three panels.

The 2nd panel was done in the early morning so it is the most messy. I also forgot his curl too. Sorry about that. Lol.

Here’s the dialogue that was going to be in the panels and undrawn panels:

[Enter House] we see him leaned back in his chair with his legs kicked up on the desk playing with his ball when one of The Ducklings™️ enter the room.

[Enter Chase]

Chase: Oh, God! House- you got, you going to a costume party?

House: *tossing his ball up in the air and catching it a final time with a sigh* No, Wilson had to cancel the orgy..

Chase: Right..did not need to know that…

House: As your kind say, ask and thy shall receive. Except me, Wilson was going to be receiving this time. He drew the short straw.

Chase: Ew, God, just- WHY.. why do your eyes look like that?

House: *points to his eyes in the gesture of a peace sign* these blue eyed babies?

House begins to get up from his chair and limp over to Chase. He puts a hand on the man’s shoulder and with a serious expression he says,

House: Well Chase, I- there’s something you should know..

House then leans into Chase’s personal space and whispers,

House: I’m just really into cosplay.

House gives Chase a final pat on the shoulder and limps out of the room. Leaving a horrified Chase in his office. Wilson’s lunch awaits.

More Ethical Omens MD comics soonnnn!! Enjoy the doodles. 💛💛💛

Here’s some more Ethical Omens MD doodles on my phone! In honour of the recent total eclipse, here’s a doodle of the boys looking at the eclipse.

Just in case anyone can’t read my handwriting (I’m mainly used to writing in cursive so my print isn’t great, sorry) here is the short dialogue:

House: Well, that’s a new one..

Wilson: Piss off The Almighty again, House?

I’m still really sick and was really exhausted doing this. I hope to be feeling better soon. I’m going to try going to the doctor soon.

Anyway, I was thinking that House is experiencing his first total eclipse? Like how in some fanarts Crowley experiences certain aspects of space for the first time. Such as the Aurora Borealis and other things. So, I kinda got inspo from that. [:

Enjoy this messy little doodle! 💛💛💛