They Ain’t Lie 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

“We recently picked up a stray spark signature in the cybertronian wilds. A place that is not necessarily a wasteland, but certainly not a livable area (in most cases). Per usual, they sent me and my assistant to find whatever or whoever is emitting this spark signature. However, it seems that we weren’t the ones tracking him… he was the one tracking us.

I didn’t even know he was there until I heard screaming next to me. All I saw was a blur of grimy red and blue, streams of energon … I don’t even want to talk about what I saw. By the time I got back to HQ I was covered in blood. It was horrible… his teeth were unnaturally sharp and long, and his eyes were as red as a dying star. He was unnatural…unnerving… but there was something else in his optics. Something that shouldn’t have been there… fear. Why was he scared? We had NO chance against him, he was a fucking MONSTER. What the hell was out there so horrible that something that could kill a mech in 5 seconds flat was scared of it…”

“…and why was that fear directed at us?”

A late post for feral Optimus Friday. I’ve been wanting to do a headshot/body shot (?) for him for a while now. It ended up turning into a fragment of a story somehow.

I firmly believe that Jazz and Prowl adopt every single baby that comes along, to Jazz's delight and Prowl's horror.

Jazz is the fun one who plays games and understands how to care for sparklings correctly. Prowl is the stern one who brings the children to work instead of finding a babysitter.

Also, I enjoy drawing sparkling lamborghinis.

are we not gonna talk about how there’s a moment in sonic 06 where knuckles just straight up ragdolls in the middle of a cutscene

So true… and not just for cats…

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Reblog this if you support sex-averse and sex-repulsed aces, including:

Aces who never want to have sex

Aces who had sex in the past but don't desire it anymore

Aces with sexual trauma who feel like their trauma ties into their asexuality

Aces with sexual trauma who don't feel like their trauma caused their asexuality

Aces who don't want to talk to you about sex

Aces who don't want to hear about sex

Yes even aces who do not want to engage with any sexual content and don't want it in their own personal spaces

Yes even aces who express the desire to have more spaces for queer adults where their boundaries are met (on top of the queer spaces that exist, we do not want to sanitize your existing spaces ffs)

If you cannot be normal about these people existing, if you believe they're a threat to our community and to how we're viewed by people who aren't aspec and the rest of the LGBTQ+ community, you are not an asexual ally. Yes, even if you're aspec yourself. Especially if you're aspec yourself.

Because it's been pride month for 4 days and I'm already seeing people trying to throw us under the bus or pretend we don't exist because that makes the ace community more palatable to exclusionists and people who swallowed too much "aces are puritans" propaganda.

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

staring with envy.