So true… and not just for cats…
Alma - Nourishing
Pedro - Stone, rock
Félix - Lucky, fortunate
Agustín - Magnificent
Mariano Guzman - Manly Good Man
Madrigal - "Gift from God"; "From the Womb", "Song of Unaccompanied Voices"
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
4 men are in the hospital waiting room waiting for their babies The nurse walks in and tells the first man: “Congratulations you’re having twins.” The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the Minnesota twins.”
The nurse tells the second man: “Congratulations you’re having triplets.”
The man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence, i work for the 3M company.”
The nurse tells the third man: “Congratulations You’re having quadruplets.”
The third man responds: “That’s a crazy coincidence i work at the 4 seasons hotel.”
The fourth man is screaming and banging his head on the wall
The nurse asks him: “What’s wrong?”
He responds: “I screwed up, i work at 7UP”
“We recently picked up a stray spark signature in the cybertronian wilds. A place that is not necessarily a wasteland, but certainly not a livable area (in most cases). Per usual, they sent me and my assistant to find whatever or whoever is emitting this spark signature. However, it seems that we weren’t the ones tracking him… he was the one tracking us.
I didn’t even know he was there until I heard screaming next to me. All I saw was a blur of grimy red and blue, streams of energon … I don’t even want to talk about what I saw. By the time I got back to HQ I was covered in blood. It was horrible… his teeth were unnaturally sharp and long, and his eyes were as red as a dying star. He was unnatural…unnerving… but there was something else in his optics. Something that shouldn’t have been there… fear. Why was he scared? We had NO chance against him, he was a fucking MONSTER. What the hell was out there so horrible that something that could kill a mech in 5 seconds flat was scared of it…”
“…and why was that fear directed at us?”
A late post for feral Optimus Friday. I’ve been wanting to do a headshot/body shot (?) for him for a while now. It ended up turning into a fragment of a story somehow.
Far-fetched Sonic AU idea based on a dream I had last night!!!
Once upon a time, a god came to exist. A fierce deity of wind, which took on the name of Anemoi.
He was always fond of mobians, and spent much of his time in their presence, befriending them and lending a hand, but also playing tricks on occasion, as he was a playful one. He was prideful, sometimes pompous, but also kind.
His affinity to mobians turned out to be his doom. A certain group, who wanted to harness the power of a god, chose him as their target, due to his frequent visits. He’s been ambushed.
Here, his pride was his downfall, as instead of leaving, when there was a chance, he stood and fought. While a god can easily level an army, his empathy prevented him from doing so, and thus he was overwhelmed by the hundreds of people trying to get to him. They brought arrows imbued with spells, that upon contact, seeped the energy of the stricken.
Once struck with the thousandth arrow, Anemoi broke apart into pieces.
Among those pieces, were the Chaos Emeralds, shards of his power; an unknown stone, a shard of his immortality; and a blue hedgehog, a shard of his body, who died upon hitting the ground.
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Yeah it’s Sonic. The gist is that Anemoi, due to interacting with mobians for millennia, became one in mind, and chose to take on a form that looked like one. (primal gods like him were born of chaos, and thus had absolutely no relation to mobians physically. They could change their look at will, but in mind and thought they were completely other, though that could change with influence)
Upon his body splitting, that mobian part of his mind turned into a regular mortal, turning his disguise into a true body, and it looked a lot like Sonic.
Due to a part of his immortality still residing in the body though, he continued to be reincarnated* through lifetimes in a form really similar to his original one, with a similar personality, though with minor differences here and there.
And thus eventually Sonic was born! and became the hero of Mobius. He has absolutely no recollection of his past lives, including Anemoi’s. The emeralds, as former pieces of him, are the most stable when in Sonic’s possession.
* All souls reincarnate. The difference between Sonic and others is that Sonic always looks and becomes more or less the same, while others will become someone completely different. It’s restraining in a way.