James: takes care of everyone else before himself
Barty: takes care of James before anyone else
Can I just say that the Potter men had the biggest and most muscular arms and thighs
James was definitely the person everyone wanted to be, everyone definitely adored him. Even when they didn’t want to
For example:
Remus: “this bloody chatterbox can’t understand I don’t want to talk to him, just let me sleep before we get to the new school” *James trying to befriend him immediately not mentioning his scars at all* “ig him talking is something that’s somewhat tolerable”
Lily: “James is a git. He doesn’t know how to get that someone people just don’t like him!” *sees James helping Remus after a full moon* “oh.. well ig he ain’t that bad”
Regulus: “Potter is a rude egotistical man who stole my brother and thinks he’s amazing. Well he’s not.” *mets James in the astronomy tower and James calms his down from his panic attack* “nvm then..”
Barty: “who’s this Gryffindor freak who’s all smiley all the time?” *sees James helping Pandora and Mary get away from a touchy stranger* “well ig his smile ain’t bad so why not show it off ig?”
“He’d look fine doing it-““he’d be so hot wearing-“ NO! LET HIM BE UGLY. I DONT WANT HIM HOT AND BASIC. I WANNA SEE HIM UGLY!! BUT CONFIDENT AND I WANNA BE CONFUSED ON WHY I LIKE HIM!!!
Remus: I dreamed of you while I was in my poison coma. I was all old and withered, but you were still nice and gold
James: you think I’m nice?
Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar
James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..
Regulus “please don’t say you love me” black.
Siurus “please don’t say you love me” black.
Bellatrix “please don’t say you love me” black.
Andromeda “please don’t say you love me” black.
Narcissa “please don’t say you love me” black.
James: why don’t you have a bf?
Lily: cause my parents aren’t really cool with that yet
Lily: what about you? Why don’t you have a gf?
James: cause your parents aren’t okay with it, yet
Sirius: what did I do to be this short, like why do I deserve this??
Peter: maybe it’s revenge from something you did in a past life
Sirius: you think I did a crime in a past life?
Remus: you do crime in this life, you definitely did it in another
Sirius: ..
Sirius: I guess..
Peter: what crime do you think it would’ve been?
Lily: break and entry
Peter: murder
James: arson
Remus: aggravated assault
Marlene: he ain’t a pussy guys (!!)
Sirius: thank you Marlene! I cannot believe them-
Marlene: he definitely did them all
Sirius: …
Marlene: and probably more
Sirius: okay thanks let’s move on-
Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?
Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later
Remus: alr
[later]
Remus: *open voice message*
Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)
James: *screaming in pain*
Marlene: *laughing*
Peter: *screaming in fear*
Hii.. been gone a while exams and then Summer then hung out with friends alot but yk,, also.. then yk kinda went back into my MHA phase. Soo.. yk now I have a new huper fixation xxx
Expect gay MHA ships (popular & rareships) posts coming soon ‼️