I Dedicate This Picture To One Very Tired Argentinian Dad I Saw This Morning

Deciding how.. "smart" or something like that someone is based on how they function in an environment with every aspect fine-tuned for people who's brains function in a vastly different way from that person is like putting a professional artist in a Chemistry lab with an organization system that only the Chemist who owns the lab can understand and expecting them to cook a recipe they have never heard of and do not even know the ingredients for. With only the things already in the lab and a four minute time limit despite the minimum cook time of twenty-three days.

um...

What? 🤨😐😦

@desert-orb-blog what did you do

Definitely need more telekinetic animals in media, it's dumb as hell to suggest that statistically out of every life form extant on earth that humans are gonna be the only ones to get bullshit magic powers. I'm not saying you have to make them invincible or nothing I'm just saying sometimes you should have a random ape or frog develop latent psychic abilities and consider what they would do with those powers. A frog would subconsciously stop bugs as they pass in front of its awareness and use that to eat them easier. Maybe if it gets passed up for mating it flips its opponent over repeatedly. You get what I'm saying

Due to budget cuts Arceus had to get a discount champion to save space-time from collapsing

*acquired immunity*

*casts this on you*

@i-am-a-fish

Hell yeah!

You seem trustworthy...

Sure.

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

Prepare

*throws my inkay onto the table like a spinning top* let it rip!!

YOU’RE GOING DOWN

This is temporary agent squids

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