I Call My Parents And Say ‘yeah I Can’t Do Family Stuff Tonight, I Got Too Much Stuff To Do For School’

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

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3 months ago

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

Thinking About Edvard Munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

2 years ago

Why am I getting spam messages for dating sites on my tumblr 🤣 I am probably not the demographic you're looking for hun

2 years ago

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In my parents' closet

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near the kitchen door

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near my fucking bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In our bathroom

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

And down the hallway

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

2 years ago
Valeria Duca (Moldovan, B. 1995)

Valeria Duca (Moldovan, b. 1995)

Power Surge, 2021

Oil on canvas

1 year ago

Explaining your reasoning and arguing your side is highly encouraged

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2 years ago
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told
It’s Lesbian Visibility Day Today So I Spent Yesterday Making A Comic About Feelings. If You’d Told

It’s Lesbian Visibility day today so I spent yesterday making a comic about feelings. If you’d told me when I was a scared 16 year old that I’d have a wife and a rainbow flag outside of my house- I’m not sure what I would’ve said but I definitely wouldn’t have believed you.

11 months ago

verified ways to send aid to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)

Help provide tents (urgent):

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims for gaza

crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly

Medical Aid

Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.

2 years ago

You don't like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

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