Why Did No One Tell Me That Moon Knight (2016) Was Funny As Fuck

Zep had to have been a little evil. Like he did not need to be doing all that. What did this eight year old child do to him that warranted listening to her heartbeat as he held a gun to her?

Things in the Re-Animator Novelisation that I like and/or found funny or interesting

Herbert is Canadian

Herbert's parents died in a fire and he grew up primarily in Foster care

Dr. Gruber and Herbert had father son relationship

Dr. Gruber killed himself via cocaine overdose for the sake of their experiments

Dr. Hill's middle name is Josiah

Dan's first impression of Herbert was that he looked like an undertaker

Herbert steals the brain from Hills class

Dan's middle name is Jonathan

Megs mother left

Herbert is 24

Med has a horse called Al

She also plays the piano and wrote a song for Al

Mace (the morgue guard) has been arrested twice

Herbert is called a cocky little shit

There's a detective called Vinnie Papa who accuses Dan and Herbert of dating

Meg describes Herbert as "wormy"

Herbert "likes Dan and enjoys being with him"

The corpses in the climax are referred to by their nicknames from earlier

Meatball, Burn Victim, Cracked Rib, Shotgun Wound to the Head, Rotten and Malpractice

It's also worth mentioning that this part is in Herbert's pov, so that's what he's referring to them as in his head

Herbert also dies in it (like frfr)

Constance: Ooh, somebody has a crush Mischa: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Noel. I just think he's cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. *Later that night* Mischa, very much awake: Uh-oh.

I got bored yesterday and made Charlie springs lock screen and now I'm deciding to post them on here so people can use them

cant wait to see xi in theaters and they have a character whos been in the pig mask the whole movie and then hello zepp starts playing and he rips off the mask and its adam and then we get a whole flashback sequence of how hes been alive this whole time and then we get adam and lawrence as apprentices together

David Tennant as the Fourteenth Doctor (and his Sonic Screwdriver)

for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)

Rita: I've started sleeping with a knife to protect myself

Jet: I sleep with a gun

Juno: pussys

Vespa: why what do you sleep with Steel

Juno: Ransom

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Or alternatively

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Buddy: *scoffs*

Rita: why what do you sleep with Captain A

Buddy: Vespa

Mick Mecury and Larry Butz give off the same vibes