rookie training camp
Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan
Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?
Leo: a week
Nico: a day
Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.
Frank: A mortal asked me what my tattoo stand for, I panicked and said Super Perfect Queen Reyna
Jason:... Well you aren’t wrong
we at MI6 treat everyone equally, man or woman, adult or child. you will still be sent on missions, so come and join us right away 😀👍
we at mi6 prioritize diversity. one of our agents is a child
jacin priorities are fucked up, not even in a he only cares about winter way, i just think his priorities in general are fucked up
shoto todoroki child of divorce x2
people saying nagi will work at mcdonald’s is so funny to me that man future been set up the minute he met reo
he’s both fnaf and stan twitter type of online. he was a fnaf kid in middle school and moved to stan twitter in high school but still frequently talk about fnaf and other niche stuff
insane to me how tsukki is never in the conversation whenever the haikyuu fandom talks about which characters would be chronically online
my reasoning for it:
1. he’s always on his phone
2. he’s a blond gay twink
3. and the most important, hes mean- or at least tells it like it is
oh and let’s not forget up until high school he only had one friend. now if that doesn’t scream secretly account on stan twitter i don’t know what does
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear