Listen. I Love Cherik But I Still Hate To See Men FUMBLE THESE BADDIES 😭😭😭

OP fired a little snake out of glass by Shimmer_手工

I am very tempted to make a Resident Evil: Village version (Specifically Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters) of an au that I have not posted yet.

"Why would you make a Resident Evil version of your nimona au?"

Because in that au, Ballister is not human, and is very tall, and I have 3 goldenheart children ocs, it fits them perfectly! (Or maybe I should have only 2 children oc and have Nimona be the third...)

But I probably have to post that au and the goldenheart children before I post the Resident Evil version...

Disclaimer: I have actually never watched Resident Evil before, but I have seen a few clips of Lady Dimitrescu and her daughters and that's where I got the idea from

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

Nimona and Ballister after his breakup

Nimona: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, your gone.

Ballister: I'm gone!

Nimona: Now go chop his d!#k off!

my sweet little miracle.

a gift for @sefarlen !!

I spent like 30 minutes on this please appreciate my meme

And yes Tim is trying desperately not to laugh his ass off

Source under the cut! (At least where I got it from)

A scene where batboys was causing chaos on Wayne Manor, while Alfred and Bruce had enough for it :)

I'm done drawing, so now I'm just sitting here and waiting for someone to tell me the lore behind this chaos

News reporters after finding out that Ambrosius was dating a commoner (pre or post Nimona)

Reporters: How does it feel as the direct descendant of Gloreth to be dating a commoner who wishes to become a knight?

Ambrosius: In a kingdom that is covered by tall white wall that were made by my great grandmother, I wear it like the fucking badge of honor.

That one reporter: What about the rumors that Ballister is a worthless commoner who doesn't deserve to be knight and is just using you-

Ambrosius: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT??!!

I made this 5 hours ago, I just forgot to post it :p

Some Goldenloin drawings :D

GL: You know damn skippy he ain’t friendly Supes