Me For The Next Upcoming Weeks To Months

Peter and Parker Stuck in a Treehouse

Parker: Peter?

Peter: What?

Parker: Where’s the door hole?

Peter: It goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker.

Parker: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.

Peter: Dude, I’m gonna.

Parker: Oh, really?

Peter: Yes!

Parker: So, go get the power saw.

Peter: Okay, I will. (Walks directly into the wall) I see the problem.

Parker: OH, DO YA?!

OKAY SO I JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING SPIDER-MAN NWH THE MORE FUN STUFF VERSION AND I WANNA SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON ONE SCENE! BEWARE OF SPOILERS!

You know that one scene where the three Spider-Men were chatting at the Statue of Liberty? The part where Peter-One and Peter-Three were talking about Peter-Two’s web situation? Well, there’s a line that had me SCREAMING.

When P2 was explaining how he shoots his webs, P3 thought that’s cool and he’d like to see a closer look and said - I quote -, “I wanna see the holes” (P2’s wrist holes). I guess P2 must’ve had a dirty mind because he made a face that was kinda like, “😳”.

So yeah, that’s my thought. Don’t believe me, watch it for yourself.

Soup

Parker: (calls Peter) Hello?

Peter: Hey, what’s up?

Parker: I need your help. Can you come here?

Peter: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Parker: All right, well, hurry up and get over here.

Peter: I can’t find them.

Parker: What do you mean, you can’t find them?

Peter: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s only soup?

Peter: It means there’s only soup.

Parker: Well then, get out of the soup aisle!

Peter: All right. You don’t have to shout at me. (Walks to next aisle) There’s more soup.

Parker: What do you mean, there’s more soup?!

Peter: There’s just more soup.

Parker: Go to the next aisle!

Peter: (at next aisle) There’s still soup.

Parker: Where are you right now?!

Peter: I’m at soup!

Parker: What do you mean, you’re at soup?!

Peter: I mean I’m at soup!

Parker: What store are you in?!

Peter: I’m at the soup store!

Parker: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Peter: FUCK YOU!

They don’t know….they don’t know that’s where Alex dry humped Henry 🤧

Y’all are okay with Tobey sleeping with RDJ, Andrew having a boyfriend during the AIDS epidemic, but backlash Tom’s sex scene?

Pictures that are confirmed to scare any bigots out of the Spiderman fandom.

“Jesus Christ, it’s like they can see through your soul. Cornbread knows my sins, Henry. Cornbread knows what I have done, and he is here to make me atone.”

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! 🦃

yes im still thinking about nwh

Voting is closed, I really hope our little film won. At least it deserves that 😔❤️

We fought hard and this isn't over yet 💛🌹