Shauna You Evil Fucking Lesbian

𝙰 𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚢𝚜́ 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚌𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚒 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎?

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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𝙼𝚒𝚣𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚞𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚜 ✩

were gonna be here a minute but imma try to explain with no spoilers (I hope)

so first picture a disney princess. Now put her in hell and thats how u get our main character Charlie. Charlie is daughter of Lucifer (ya this show is like based but also completely diff from the bible sp if that makes you uncomfortable I dont suggest it) and Lilith. Shes an idealist and sees the good in everyone. So when something such as the yearly extermination exists (aka when angels called exorcists come down to kill the sould in hell for overpopulation) shes gonna wanna stop it. So she comes up with a (hopefully) solution a place to redeem sinners!( So the hazbin hotel) However people are doubtful cause you know no one has actually ever been redeemed so ya.

Shes not alone in this endevor ( is that how u spell that idk man) she has her gf Vaggie! Vaggie is alot more grounded then Charlie is the two are basically the incarnation of grumpy x sunshine. As well unlike Charlie Vaggie is not hellborn. Vaggie however despite her grumpiness does genuinely believe in Charlies dream and will try her best to help her acheive it.

Then we have Angeldust. Hes a the first and only sinner whos staying at the hotel. He doesnt believe in redemption but hey their letting him stay there rent free so he does not care. Imma just say now Angel has ALOT of trauma he needs to process and his strategy is essentially self destruction, sex jokes, and pissing off Vaggie (a common trend among the cast lol). Angels honestly a fun chracter and deserved fan fav. He is also a drug addict just like his name indicates. Oh and hes a pornstar forgot to mention that part lol.

Next up is Alastor hes a but of a special case. He is a sinner but an EXTREMELY powerful one. Hes known as the radio demon for reasons... hes also an overlord ( hells has like a classification system btw that from most powerful to least goes Lucifer, Lilith and Charlie, the seven deadly sins, the ars goetia, overlords, sinners, hellborn and imps and hell hounds who are also hellborn but like lower and there are seven rings of hell (each sin has one ring of hell) but Hazbin is focused on the pride ring ruled by lucifer populated but the sinners and overlords the rest of hell is tackled in Hazbins sister show Helluva boss which is fully on youtube unlike hazbin and is a banger). Alastor is a chracter with even were the series is currently not even just at the beggining is a chracter shrowded in mystery. Hes also like most likely not a good dude in the slightest. He never frowns he will always be seen with a smile on his face no matter what hes feeling inside. He also like co-owns the hotel with Charlie. Why is he helping you ask? Well sheer absolute boredoom essentially hes here for a laugh. Oh and as mentioned with Angeldust he also likes to annoy the shit out of Vaggie shes essentially his punching bag lol.

Alright then we have Husk also a sinner but he is NOT here by his free will. Alastor owns his soul (how he got it u gotta watch the show cause im not spoiling shit) and forced him to be here. Hes the bartender and very very grumpy constantly. As said during the pilot he "lost the ability to love years ago". Hes also a alchohlic and gambling addict.

Last but notleast is the psycho, bad boy lover and clean freak Nifty. Nifty is like the majority of the cast a sinner. And just like Husk she is forced to be here but unlike Husk she doesnt really mind. She also is at war with bugs lol. Shes special to say the least but meh I love her.

Now thats the main cast there are more chracters in the show and another chracter who i hesitated adding but these are the guys in the pilot (which is on youtube if you feel like watching it and u gotta watc( the pilot first the the actual show on prime if u have it there are obvi other ways to watch it but im not risking it). This show is also very much and adult show dont get tricked by its exterior it is catered towards adults if your a minor watch it if u want just be warned its most episodes at least 16+ and there are some trigger warnings such as abuse and rape. There is currently one season out of eight episodes pf 20 mins each so there are some pacing issues but its still a great show nonetheless. Its not for everyone but its a show i love and cherish so ya. Oh and fun fact the only straight chracter in the main cast is Nifty! (Charlie is bi, Vaggie is a lesbian, Angel is gay (mlm), Alastor is asexual and Husk is pan!)

someone explain to me please what hazbin hotel is even about im so confused /gen

for a show with such serious themes it is very deeply unserious

the prophet predicting her own death fucks ngl

heckling @yourlocalsluttymanenjoyer is always the best part of my day

shauna's like i want my daughter to be safe...let me leave her alone with LOTTIE and MISTY

Melissa is alive

I know the latest episode said she was dead, but she definitely faked her death. Hilary's character is going to be in ep 8 and in the trailer for that episode, she obviously has blue eyes (Hilary has brown eyes). They wouldn't make her wear blue contacts unless it's essential for her character.

It's confirmed that Hilary isn't playing Alex. If Hilary isn't playing her, I don't see who else she would be playing. It was already confirmed she'd be a recurring character if the show is renewed for s4. She has to play an already established character, aka a survivor. I don't think they'd just introduce a new character like that so far in the story and make her part of the regular cast.

It's very possible that Melissa had to fake her death. We know she will get close to Hannah, and Hannah is definitely going to get killed. The other survivors would probably assume Mel will reveal the truth, so to protect herself, she'd have to fake her death. She is probably the one who sneaked the tape (Hannah might have given it to her). There is a lot of reference to the Princess Bride with Melissa, so it does feel like foreshadowing about her faking her death and coming back later for revenge.

And the synopsis for ep8 mentions a teammate coming back and making Shauna spiral. Given we know Hilary is going to be there, it's probably her. In the trailer she's saying "Does she know what you did? what you are capable of?" If this is Hilary talking to Shauna, then she does know her personally. This isn't a new character. This is Melissa coming back for revenge. For what Shauna did. As foreshadowed by ghost Jackie. What Shauna did after coming back was trying to kill Melissa to silence her.

Why wait 25 years? Personally, I think Melissa would have rather stayed hidden and never seen Shauna again and let them believe she's dead, but with Nat's death, the group possibly being on the news, she got reminded of them. She might even have gone to Nat's funeral and saw Shauna, and all those feelings she got came back and she impulsively decided to start following her around. We do see a blonde woman (prob Hilary) at the bar right after the funeral, watching over them. And later seemingly the same woman outside Shauna's house.

I think ep8 will answer a lot of our questions, but I'm almost 100% convinced Hilary is playing adult Melissa, and she's there to get revenge on Shauna. I don't think she was responsible for the breaks or the freezer, nor did she kill Lottie. But her actions will definitely make her the new prime suspect.

They hurt me so bad

"how can you look at me and pretend I'm someone you've never met"