Season 3 Leak Fr!!!

It is incredibly hilarious that Lou Wilson got two jet skis, Jacob got a motorcycle and took classes for it, and then Vic went "I robbed your house <3".

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

nothing is worse than morally gray characters and The Fanon.

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

“SquirrelCrow is the worst possible crackship you could make out of a TNP pair!”

Erins:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Lottielee Everything Everywhere All at Once AU where in every single universe out there, they never fall in love with each other, except for the one where their plane crashes.

In some universes, they meet each other and run in similar circles. In other universes, they’re oceans apart, and the possibility of them even passing each other by on the street is so significantly small.

In all of these other universes, they turn out just fine. They live common lives as normal people who don’t know that in only one out of millions, if not billions, of other universes out there, they hold each other’s hearts.

They never have to suffer losing each other in all the other universes because they only fall in love once. Still, it’s in that one, singular universe where Lottie suffers and Laura Lee dies that things finally go right.

It’s the only universe in existence where they find love. The tragedy is that no matter how powerful that love is, nothing stops Laura Lee from dying. Nothing stops Lottie from losing a piece of herself that she tenderly placed in Laura Lee’s care.

All the different Lotties and Laura Lees in other universes never find their way to each other. They never experience the cruelty of fate as it rips one of them away from the other. However, they also never experience happiness the way they do in that one singular universe where they’re together.

genuinely think this is going to be the thesis of the show, BTW

Dear mutual, u know who u are

I kindly ask that u answer me on discord for I have patiently waited for what is according to discord now 7 days for the original messages and 5 hours, 3 hours, 2 hours and like 10 mins ago for the reminders, especially considering u 4 hours ago promised you’d answer the original messages near snack time and if don’t even try to gaslight me that u eat snack at 7pm. As well I swear to big rat in the sky and Jeff that should u see this before u see my extra reminders on discord proving to me u are in fact no longer studying physics, i will be beating ur 5 foot negative 1 ass the next time I see u and tho I have the muscle mass of a string bean, my pure untethered rage will be enough to fuel me and be ur demise you adhd, uneven bleached hair, knife collecting, unworthy of my time and patience, spawn of Satan

-sincerely, a ticked off mutual.

Yellowjackets as The Onion Articles part 3!! :P

Happy Yellowjackets season 3 everybody