Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
Same
@cr333333p:
“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
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Batman calling y’all out
heres this too
New life motto
Excuse me this is pansexual erasure, look me in the eyes and tell me that tiny bastard man cares who he sleeps with so long as hamburger buns are involved. You can't.
the way the only cishet in the gang is frank
Hi how are you doing submissive ?
I’m sure I said something that triggered this but I do not remember it and this was a thing and a half to open this app to
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INCENTIVE.
This could save someone’s life
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😭😭😭
actually what if post 15x18 dean accepted his sexuality and started thinking of himself as a widower like fully acknowledging that he has gay thoughts and that cas was his emotional partner and he thinks himself into a territory of like. if we both felt romantically for each other….were we dating? if we spent the past 10 years like this are we common law married? so he just starts referring to cas as his like. late partner. he’s having a bittersweet moment trying to verbalize what he couldn’t before because at least he can do this much for cas’ memory? except nobody else knows what he’s doing so they all think that dean and cas have been fucking for years and dean is only now coming clean about it out of guilt or pride or whatever. and then when cas comes back everyone’s like wrow happy couple reunited……this is so sweet…….you can be Together again……..meanwhile dean’s freaking out all over again because now he’s got to put real work into a real relationship and cas is like. Did i miss something.
I ain’t sayin I’m open or free but I’m open and free👀
what if we... rolled around in field of flowers (and we're both girls)
just joking... unless?
the outfit you’re wearing rn is what you’re wearing when an angel possesses you to do the lords work but instead falls in gay love with a hunter and wears that outfit for the next 15 years, what are you wearing?