HELLO SAILOR

i just exploded EEEEEHEHEHEHEEEE DOM ART AGAIN AND ITS PAPER AND PENCIL THIS TIME!!!!!!

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

My gender is a bit different from yours

Ok, that fits i guess

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

Just an idea I wanted to share.

Danny and Damian are clearly not brothers. What they are, is switched at birth.

Talia messed up, took a mission too close to her due date, and went into labor early so she wound up in a civilian hospital. The Fentons were researching nearby ruins for ghost history when Maddie went into labor.

Two nearly identical black haired little boys born to foreigners in a small hospital in the middle of nowhere. Mistakes happen, and the babies were switched.

The truth doesn't come to light until Damian shows up at Bruce's place when he's 13, nearly 14. (Canon timeline is full of wibbly wobbly stuff.) Of course, he cares for the boy immediately, but also does a DNA test assuming Talia is lying. Clearly Talia is lying because the results show Damian is neither Bruce's nor Talia's.

Damian nearly has a breakdown and together he and Bruce track Talia back down for answers, but she's as confused as they are. She carried this baby and Bruce was, not her first lover, but definitely the last. What do you mean the DNA doesn't match?

As Talia, Bruce, and Damian begin their search for answers, in a small town in Illinois, an eerily similar looking boy, who was routinely exposed to the Lazarus Pits in vitro and has since been routinely exposed to ectoplasm, is stepping into a failed portal on the dare of his friends.

fascinating. Damian 100% breaks down after the DNA test. When he was first introduced to Bruce he was absolutely obsessed and taught by the League that he must fill in his fathers legacy. Blood relations are VERY important to the Al Ghuls. Damian figuring out he's not the rightful heir would crush him.

Damian is fully devoted to the mission of finding Danny. Does he want to battle him for the true title of the heir to the League of Assassins? Or does he try to convince Danny to take his place?

NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THIS SHIT ASS INTERPRETATIONS

I'M NOT GOOD AT THOSE

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO

WHAT THE FUCK

Danny is going to Gotham high which yay for him!

Problem? Right now he's in the office because he may have punched someone while defending damian and now everyone is waiting for his guardian

But clockwork can't come (humans perceive him a bit...well he just can't) and jazz has an important exam

So who's next in line?

Fright Knight! (Okay, technically he's not the Guardian OF Danny but more guarding Danny but details details)

So Fright Knight appears in all of his villain-esque glory and foaming sword

And everyone kinda freaks out because?? Danny, is your guardian a villain? What do you mean 'depends'?? What does the shrugging mean?? No we can't go back to the punch thing-

This is even better if you imagine Lucifer and Danny seeing each other kinda frequently (whatever reason) and Danny never shuts up about it and uses it as arguments “Hey, at least i didn’t fuck the soulwhore!” “Shut up, you have horrible taste in men” “ In a bathroom? At least could have gone to a motel or some shit”

Morningstar will never hear the end of it, and its even funnier if Danny is king and just, make fun of him and Lucifer thinks is embarrassing to have your higher up make fun of you for making out with some soul-bitch

DP x DC: You did what!?

Just a funny thought. Danny finds out that John Constantine made out with Lucifer Morningstar in a bar bathroom(canon) and freaking out

Just imagine him going up to Lucifer, holding John up and going “really? Him!? In a bathroom?!? I thought you had better taste”

John “hey” and just both Danny and Lucifer shush him

Nah mate, this ain't easy, it's like trying to go rowing but you got one of the oars instead of two so you go in circles instead of forwards

dominic sessa for icon magazine (june 2024)

This has been happening to meeee, i’m not disabled, but after a long medical episode I had to relearn to walk and I still am not up to speed to how I was before, and I also get tired more easily, so I’ve been begging my fast walker friends to slow down a bit and (thankfully) they do most the time, but I have to remind them constantly 😅

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand