Ok But Is Is Kewl

miss my man (hes not real)

me going to script after reading the most toe curling, hand clenching, hair twirling, leg swaying, mind blowing, cat meowing, dog barking, bird flying fanfic I've ever read in my life

my friend just called me ugly i ain't going to school today man ‼️‼️‼️

erm changed my user so it'd match my insta and i can post edits on both sites skehehahyssjhsjehgg

Yes, all I draw is John Constantine, yes I’m mentally ill <3

so i found two silly school works i did last year (one the matrix and one TLB)

Not even a Brazilian could read my writing

TLB ONE READS:

Paul: Star is at the beach,

David: Ah! Marko went there a few days ago.

At the beach

(wave sounds, then sudden rain. Star gets surprised and starts running for shelter.)

Back at the cave

Marko: DAVID! It started raining, how is this happening? Star said it wouldn't!

(David sighs and thinks: "Jesus Christ, Marko,")

David: Okay, let me explain again,

(literally a block of text explaining how the rain forms and stuff, then more rain sounds)

Marko: Ohhh.. Understood!

David: ... No problem Marko.

Mike: Ah, i wanted to know where Star was :3

(Dwayne, hanging from somewhere, comes down and yells while David laughs)

Dwayne: AT THE BEACH, MIKE!

MAKING ME CRINGE AUSGSHFEWHHA

the matrix one is literally the scene where the knock knock thing happens and those dudes call him for the party and my drawing skills are sheet

anyways bye

I've been loosing every kahoot round i play and it's giving me major fucking depression

happy gay month

when im reading a super cool fanfic and it ends up just being pure smut

ok i know its none of my goddam business but our Keanu fandom is so global and im just curious. where are you from? tell us in the tags if u feel comfortable.