Man, What The Fuck Is In The Bouchard Genes?

Dude, W H E R E is my sk8 crack fic where Cherry turns Carla into a gun and just goes fully automatic on Adam? Just riddles him with bullets as he crawls down the slope to hell?

Like, I think it’s a reasonable request

If I had a nickel for every time Johnny Sims was involved in a story including trains and portals, I’d have two nickels

I’d also have two nickels for every time a character in his media died together as the world collapsed in on him.

Side note, Sam is so Eye-coded in this last episode. I know he started off kinda Webby, but now he really do be supplemental I’m lost in the tunnels. Maybe he and the Archivist will bond over a desire for knowledge? Or he’ll at least get some answers.

Anyway, so about the latest episode…

My little theory is that Sam and Celia aren’t gonna find anything with Helen either. It’s a different world, and there’s 7 billion people. What’re the odds that the same people (without any prior knowledge cELIA) would be influenced or connected to cosmic powers twice over? I’m pretty sure Celia hasn’t quite realized this yet, or she’s hoping in spite of it. See, tmagp isn’t a direct sequel to tma, as much as we wish it was. I think Celia is trying to find answers from the people who knew the answers in the other world, because she’s hoping they might’ve crossed over like she did. All the people she’s suggested are those who she’s met. Basira? They worked together while trying to fix the world. Helen? Tried to eat her! Georgie? She was in her goddamned cult! Jon and Martin? Must I say anything? Gerry and Gertrude were found because they had an actual connection to the Magnus Institute and Sam and Celia found it. So maybe we’ll see Melanie King (I hope pls pls pls), but I really don’t think we’ll find too much more than that, at least from Celia.

Just don’t fall for the trap of assuming characters from tma will be involved.

Our weird uncle is a minister now?

Good for him!

On a scale from ‘Bone Apple Teeth’ (they’re just funky little giuys) to ‘The Blanket Never Did Anything’ (sobbing crying curled in the doggamn corner)

How would you rate the latest episode of TMagP?

I will be sending this to my friends every Thursday from now on

I will say as an avid DnD player, getting two Nat 1’s is a valid reason for the DM to try to kill you as hard as they can. They had nobody to blame but themselves

Hey remember when I said Colin’s gonna die because he gave us a piece of the puzzle and has served his purpose? Well um