Stupid Bsd Fanfic
Stupid bsd fanfic
It was the most ordinary day on Earth....at least for a person who doesn't know Dazai and Kunikida, because every day these two have some kind of wild. And today was even wilder...what happened?
Well....
Kunikida and Dazai are lying down, and then Dazai decided to make fun of Kunikida. So Kunikida went to eat, he ate, came, sits and scribbles in a notebook, Dazai lies and admires him. That's it, the right moment has arrived, it's time to start. Dazai comes up to Kunikida AND POKES HIM IN THE STOMACH. Doppo was dumbfounded and was about to yell at Dazai, when he started poking him 857427427828339 times, which made him throw up. It was...bad. No, well, I'd like to see you if you ate well and then got poked in the stomach a bunch of times.
Dazai looks at all this beauty and is like:- KUNIKIDUSHKA! YOU'RE PREGNANT!
- WHAT-
- Well, it's morning now, you threw up....morning sickness is a sign of pregnancy.
- WHAT
- Yeah....
- NOOO ...
- Hey, can I touch your tummy?~
- FUCK OFF- Kunikida punched Dazai in the face.
- Why do pregnant men have contractions like this?
- DAZAI-
- Whaaat?~
- SHUT UP. I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.
- Well, damn (((
- I'll have to write down "have a baby" in my notebook....
In general, everything was going great. They told the Agency about it. Everyone was in shock. And that's putting it mildly. After that, Ranpo went to hide all his supplies... in his own mouth, because Kunikida would have gobbled it all up.....
And Yosano was like:
- I'll be delivering the baby!!
Kenji started telling how he'd long dreamed of having a younger sibling and that he was very happy... uh... Fukuzawa realized that he would become a grandfather.... Tanizaki and Naomi went to pray to hell, because they realized that THIS IS COMPLETE SURREALISM. WELL, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. A MAN GOT PREGNANT???? AND THIS IS KUNIKIDA????? DAZAI IS FATHER???? WHAT.
In general, everything was going great amazing.....until the baby was born. And it was......ATSUSHI.
- WHAT
- WHAT
-HOW
-CHTO
-PAMAGITI
And that's how Kunikida and Dazai had Atsushi❤️
The End!!
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